lummox

baby oil

i know the rockclimbing sucks.

ebola tripping.

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

but gots no problem with plastic surgery. personally i am glad to know we are all the semi-retarded result of a space alien pioneer settlement project.

conspiracists and tech-weenies arent just limited to the climbing 'community': http://atimes.com/atimes/Middle_East/FE22Ak03.html

what about the burros at that place outta hueco tanks back in the day? yea-up.

damn sparky: you are like 50 miles behind the pack. everything that comes out of asscrofts ugly face has political motivation and has been formulated within a retort of evil. fukin a.

fukin posers

but kudos to the mutha fukas who do it intentionally with malice aforethought.

dry has better 'hand'.

nuff said.

and chicks are like pitbulls: they can smell fear.

marylou was a roadie.

you know: the best thing about climbing with a chick is the belay helmet

people who post late at night. hey. wait a minute.

i will be pushing up on california cuties. i have learned that the direct approach works really well: 'hey girls! girls! whats your name?' 9 out of 10 times they stop and chat.

i do not think those companies value your opinion.

how about: 1. meet guy climbing 2. give guy your digits 3. guys contacts you to ask for digits of female friend you were climbing with - "would have asked at the time but it would have been awkward". how about 1. meet cute climber girls. 2. the one i am not interested in gives me her digits. 3. hook up with her. 4. imagine the other while i am banging the first. 5. burning in hell for eternity.

testosterone can be so predictable.

BAM! you got it!

she is a pnw original.

thanks to the folks who gave their lives. despite my misgivings about our executive branch of goverment this country is awesome. yall be careful with your own this weekend. peace out.

shortbus syndrome.