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  1. chad you make florida look bad. you think your all cool with your dimple and pregnancy and shit.
  2. when ifs and buts are candy and nuts well all have a merry christmas.
  3. lummox

    Define Dirtbag

    fuck you. you dont know shit ya little cocksucker. stfu.
  4. i got a pretty spiffy jumpsuit too.
  5. fuck jimmy carter and his candy ass habitat for humanity bullshit. know what im saying homie?
  6. lummox

    Define Dirtbag

    human form of a remora. fuckin freeloading fucks.
  7. i like shovelating. its a good strategery for photo ops. whata you laughing at?
  8. a lot of them gays cook like martha stewart and keep their house clean and stylish an shit. an at gay bars they buy you drinks and wanna suck yur dick. if they was women they'd be awesome. fuckin a dude. you want good service from the gay waiter just flirt with him. aint no big deal to fuck wit their narrow gay ass minds. sheeit. bitches do that to straight dudes all the fucking time. jsut ask that minx or kitten.
  9. could it be: Government Cove 4 miles upstream on the Oregon side. Anchorage with no services. Great protection, good holding ground, and your own rock quarry to explore. Enter almost from due north, keeping about 15 yards off the rock jetty to the east of you. Excellent holding ground in 8-15 feet of mud.
  10. like go get some sushi and not pay.
  11. lummox

    Last Leads

    willis wall. now. do it.
  12. guess the fuck what? theres a full moon every month. sometimes theres two. first weekend in september would be a good time to wreak havoc in squamish. it being near harvest time and all.
  13. im off to the public pool to float around in the ass soup. fuckin heat.
  14. sheeit. thats just a picture of a human child there.
  15. if ya bury em deep enough ya cant smell em.
  16. lummox

    I like lummox

    obvious troll. be mo creative.
  17. larry is a tool who found ticketing all day brings no happiness
  18. in my limited social circle the term 'punk' has distinct connotations. if you gots stories of punking out some climber keep em to yurself. or else tell em with full details like pig squeals and shit.
  19. i gots feelings too.
  20. You gotta come up with your own idea. Sometimes it takes years for it to gel...at least mine did. i gots an idea (a stag if you can believe it). but the olde tyme kina mermaids and pinup girls are pretty cool for bein something stupid. i aint ever seen a tatto that looked good on an old dude. but then again who gives a fuck when your old. or gives a fuck now for that matter. i was just wundering what other people saw as being cool.
  21. just so i can be two or four steps behind the trend crest. i been thinking bout tattoos. what is cool and shit to tattoo?
  22. too late to help that gaper dude. but cathedral is worth the effort. imo its simple enough to stroll up the fish creek in the late afternoon after the thunder clouds start to dissipate and climb into the evening. going early in the day just sets ya up for being behind dorks with ropes. and climb cibola or dont go.
  23. lummox

    el ultimo vocho

    hasta la vista ya piece a crap.
  24. is nice and cool at the mall. you dont gotta buy nothing either.
  25. should be pretty easy to find out if its public land or not. just check a river navigation chart. check a bookstore for 'Evergreen Pacific River Cruising Atlas - Columbia River'. be forewarned that law enforcement types are much more prolific on the river now. especialy around the locks and shit.
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