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SWEEEET! You're getting me all fired up for ice.

I feel so loved...

You can do that?

More on Toxoplasma parasite: Feeling Sexy? It Could Be Your Cat A study has shown that domestic cats infected with a parasite called toxoplasma gondii can actually alter the personalities of their human owners, turning women into “sex kittens" and men into “alley cats.” “We found they [the infected women] were more easygoing, more warm-hearted, had more friends and cared more about how they looked. However, they were also less trustworthy and had more relationships with men,” Dr. Jaroslav Flegr, who conducted the study at Charles University in Prague, told London’s Sunday Times newspaper.

Scrambler, methinks you have far too much time on your hands.

Harry Pie is such an idiot.

Thanks for making me sick. Where's that puking gremlin again?

oh my sweet ehmic. "You made all the delicate, inner parts of my body and knit them together in my mother's womb. Thank you for making me so wonderfully complex! It is amazing to think about. Your workmanship is marvelous--and how well I know it. You were there while I was being formed in utter seclusion! You saw me before I was born and scheduled each day of my life before I began to breathe. Every day was recorded in your Book! How precious it is, Lord, to realize that you are thinking about me constantly! I can't even count how many times a day your thoughts turn towards me. And when I waken in the morning, you are still thinking of me." Psalms 139:13-18

Nothing like an old point to stir up debate!

Sport will get you strong faster than trad. Period.

Sew em to your pants so if you fall skiing sick steep stuff you will die more slowly.

AGAIN? No.

You Schuldtn't, he's too snart for his own good.

Nice boob job.

That's what I said. I believe Boreal still makes their hightop, the ballet?

i dont get it. you are not funny. quit it. now. i just want a bit of leather over my ankles while i climb easy rock all day. i dont need the super-tight-i-cant-feel-my-toes-and-corns-are-not-too-bad-anyhow shoes to get up 5.11 bullshit. but i dont want fukin ronald macdonald clown shoes either. So what's the question? Try the Megas on.