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No, it could be real, what if he fell with his legs out in front, with his head farthest back? Either way, it's damn gross.

Bye, Scotty! Was fun having you around, sort of.

You're picking on Muffy! You're gonna get jumped for that!

I get picked on too. So does Trask. So does Catbird. So does Scott Harpell. So does everyone.

Arc'teryx has the look and fit of a tux, eg, nothing that I would ever climb in.

Six days to go. Ugh. School

just for posterites sake! Posterites? Is that anything like Meningitis?

I've noticed that when I was forced to take a few weeks off due to injury, or travel, or whatever, I was often stronger when I came back. No idea why.

Pinhead?

...and how a big rack compensates.... ...for balls.

Doesn't the fur tickle your lips?

My other hummer is a

I also lifted a weight. Soon I'm going to be like totally ripped! LOL!

I did a pullup at the gym today.

Say, isn't this gender discrimination? Or at least a personal attack?

Awwwwww.......

That dog is VICIOUS!

Well, will you look at that! I'm dumbfounded. 100% of the people here hate me.

If you hadn't noticed, this is cc.com. Everyone tells everyone that they're an idiot. Hence, I tend not to listen to anybody here. If I really bother you so much, you could always ignore me. Here, let's find out for sure:Is Cracked an idiot?yes

Thank you for that edifying, yet condescending statement. I'll do my best to better my personality and life from now on. My mother thanks you. Fuggin' bear-birds.

Everyone is so MEAN! What's the matter, did I make fun of your affiliation to a well known 'climbing' organization too often?

When I'm old and bald and fatter?