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mtn_mouse

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  1. WTF, are you an NRA Dickhead? It is a good thing that you don't carry a gun.
  2. Calories are not a huge issue, instead it is the quality of the food you eat. But really, building muscle increases your metabolism, and burns fat. I work out lifing weights, lots of upper body workouts lifting to the max. I don't see that it has created excessive bulk, rather it burns fat and give me more anaerobic power. So the moral is, WORKOUT, don't diet.
  3. I appears that Archy and Kevboner are becoming closer and closer every day. What will this lead up to?
  4. Why the fuck do I look at some of this shit on this site?? Thank dog I have a life and don't have to sit at the keyboard all day long! Edited to add snaffle dog.
  5. Hey Olyclimber, you'll be fine, As I once heard you say "THERE IS NO TRY, ONLY DO".
  6. I love wild women!!! Send her my way.
  7. That's not a camel toe, it's a camel-DOH!
  8. Burke range. Somewhere west of Mt Anderson, and east of Mt Christie. Chimney peak area. Long trail access from the elwha, difficult access from the quinault. Been there and seen sign of no one.
  9. mtn_mouse

    Dog on Hood

    I saw a dog coming down through the pearly gates with his owners one summer. The dog was having a great time. This should be a thread about ledges though. How can we identify, and mitigate ledge encroachment on our mountains?
  10. Perhaps it would be more helpful to have a ledge locator. An MLU (magical ledge unit). Climbers know, always stay off ledges.
  11. What was I thinking? I'm only 649/3005 of a kevbone.
  12. OMG!!! I've posted three posts in a row!> I've become Kevbone!
  13. Hey! That's ME!!!!!
  14. I'm willing to pay. I can't afford all the time I spend here as it is.
  15. HOW STUPID! If you're drunk, you can't hit the urinal dummy.
  16. Same here. My days involve work-outs, skiing, working, going to town, chores, etc. I can never keep up with what goes on here. We need a new forum, the Condensed Cliff Notes Forum, so I can catch up without spending all night on my ass in this chair. Mods HEP ME!
  17. I've got a spare Mouse pad if you want one Dude!!! They're probably growing tomatoes out of my Koflach boots.
  18. Nice. I was too afraid of Mexican Polica to file a report.
  19. mtn_mouse

    I'm drunk!

    Always entertaining to go international virtual pub hopping with D Dawg, and not have to experience the hangover!
  20. Tvash, I had all my climbing gear stolen at Popocatpetl, Mexico. Can you help me get that back?
  21. I am the father of Anna's pet hampster.
  22. Tvashtarkatena ag ól uisce beatha, Tá mé ólta. Fucks sake, I'm not THAT Irish, man! I've got a wee bit of viking in me, and thank god; otherwise I'd be 5 foot 4, teeth like an old picket fence, and a nose like a Marashino cherry. Wait...that describes the better part of my immediate family. Sorry, a quick translation is due: Tvashtarkatena is drinking whisky today, and is very drunk.
  23. Tvashtarkatena ag ól uisce beatha, Tá mé ólta.
  24. Let him do a bit of hobo leg humping and all will be well.
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