Tvashtarkatena ag ól uisce beatha, Tá mé ólta.
Fucks sake, I'm not THAT Irish, man! I've got a wee bit of viking in me, and thank god; otherwise I'd be 5 foot 4, teeth like an old picket fence, and a nose like a Marashino cherry.
Wait...that describes the better part of my immediate family.
Sorry, a quick translation is due: Tvashtarkatena is drinking whisky today, and is very drunk.