gapertimmy

keep the season going beck!

i think it looks like a snaffle

today the winds must be blowing from teh south, because smoke is minimal in deschutes county, but itz blowin sick up in hood river, kite jib is up baby!

imho the real deal would be a wintertime traverse from bachelor to santiam. probably not a 24 hour jaunt. in oregon high thomas mentions an attempt of this back in the 80's(?) from bachelor to mckenzie, i'm guessing they had a sled shuttle out... but the party didn't climb north sister... that is how I'd like to do the traverse, wait for a nice high pressure system in feb or march... SICK@!

the fire is north of warm springs towards shaniko. the smoke has been fairly heavy drifting south into bend. i would imagine there is some smoke drifting then into the crooked river gorge area, but it shouldn't stop you from climbing. the heat on the other hand might. never believe weather.com, thats an east coast website. there is smoke on hwy 26 and odot has reduced the speed limit to 45mph.

what about bunny?

HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, me be lookin for some iCougarrrrrrrrrrs

yarrrr, me be thinkin of classic spray! Girl: Hi Boy: hello Boy: who is this? Girl: just a someone? Boy: A someone I know? Girl: nope Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me? Girl: well sorrrrrry Girl: I just wanted to chat with you Boy: why? Girl: nevermind your an asshole Boy: Hey wait a minute Girl: yes? Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid Girl: paranoid? Boy: yes Girl: of what? Girl: me? Boy: No. I'm in hiding. Girl: LOL Boy: Don't fucking laugh at me! Boy: This shit is serious! Girl: What are you hiding from? Boy: The cops. Girl: gimme a fucking break Boy: I'm serious. Girl: I don't get it Boy: The cops are after me. Girl: For what? Boy: I'm wanted in three states Girl: For??? Boy: It's kindof embarrasing. Boy: I had sex with a turkey. Boy: Hello? Girl: You are fucking sick. Boy: Send me your picture. Girl: why? Boy: so I know you aren't one of them. Girl: One of what? Boy: The cops. Girl: I'm not a cop i told you Boy: Then send me your picture. Girl: hold on Boy: Hurry up. Boy: Are you there? Boy: fuck you, cop! Girl: Hey sorry Girl: I had to do something for my mom. Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities. Boy: Weren't you!? Girl: thats not it Boy: Then what? Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty Boy: Most cops aren't Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD! Boy: Then send me the picture. Girl: fine. What's your e-mail? Boy: Just send it through here. Girl: alright *PIC* Girl: Did you get it? Boy: Hold on. I'm looking. Girl: That was me back in may Girl: I've lost weight since then. Boy: I hope so Girl: what?!? Girl: that hurt my feelings. Boy: Did it? Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? Girl: yes Boy: Alright let me find it. Girl: kks Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC* Girl: this isn't you. Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't! Girl: You don't look like that. Boy: How the hell do you know? Girl: cause your profile has another picture. Boy: The profile pic is a fake. Boy: I use it to hide from the cops. Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Boy: Not to mention all the groceries. Girl: Go fuck yourself Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week. Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture. Girl: You've done nothing but slam me. Girl: you hurt me. Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me! Boy: Why would I do that? Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. Girl: FUC YOU!!! Boy: You'd break both of his legs. Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole. Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me Boy: Ok. I'm sorry. Girl: No you aren't Boy: You're right. I'm not. Boy: HAARRRRR! Girl: I'm done with you Boy: Aww. I'm sorry. Girl: I'm putting you on ignore Boy: Wait a sec Boy: We got off on the wrong foot. Boy: Wanna start over? Girl: No Boy: I'll eat your pussy Girl: You'll what? Boy: You heard me. Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy. Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy? Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes Boy: Well I'm not like most men. Boy: I get excited in different ways. Girl: Like what? Boy: Do you really wanna know? Girl: I don't know Boy: You have to tell me yes or no. Girl: I'm afraid to Boy: Why? Girl: cause Boy: cause why? Girl: well lets see Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you? Boy: Nope Girl: well its strange to me Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to Girl: I didn't say that Boy: So is that a yes? Girl: I guess so. Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. Boy: Are you willing? Girl: What do you need me to do? Boy: I need you talk like a pirate. Girl: ??? Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" Boy: ok? Boy: Hello? Girl: You can't be serious Boy: Oh yes I am! Boy: It's my fantasy. Girl: this is retarded Boy: Do you want it or not? Girl: Yes I want it. Boy: Then you'll do it for me? Girl: sure Boy: Ok. Here we go. Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy. Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit. Girl: mmmm yeah Boy: uh oh ...going limp. Girl: Har Boy: You gotta do better than that! Boy: Your picture was really bad. Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke. Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. Girl: mmmmmm you are good Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder Boy: going limp Girl: HARRRRRRR Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. Boy: You begin to sway back and forth. Boy: going limp Girl: this is stupid Boy: ...still limp Boy: Do it! Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole. Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole. Girl: WTF?!?!? Boy: They stink really bad. Girl: OMG STOP!!! Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg. Boy: I ram it up your ass. Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!! Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple... Boy: I kick you in the face! Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!! Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... Boy: Your parrot flys away. Boy: ...going limp again. Boy: Hello? Boy: Say it! Boy: HAARRRRRR!!

yarrrr methinks mountie man has himself in eye patch under those blue blockers yaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

RIChaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard Simmons!

yarrr matey, it be high time we allz talk like pirates! yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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i've personally been hiking up to the snow patches on bachelor, and resting my face in the old dirty corn. i do this until my tender tears are dry, and repeat my mantra "freshies, freshies, freshies" summer is so overated.

bwahahahah! zactly what i'm takin bout. the only thing missing from the picture is an air life helo plucking gapers off south sister slog route.

>bump<

i've noticed that the new de-forest service vehics are not being painted mint green. what gives?

i haven't done it, but if i were to do it, err i should say, the ONLY way to do it would be in spring, with skis. right now the sisters wilderness is smoke filled, chossy arse scree piles with skeeters sometimes all the way up to 9k+. no thanks!

fejas has informed me that he is making a special party mix this year... 4 straight hours of Counting Crows, and Counting Crows mix's by Paul Oakenfold! w00t!

Seperate post for date poll, voting opens up tomorrow, check your calendars and rock the vote.

Please vote for your preferred weekend

zomfg! W and EXTREMO related!

UPDATES! TUFT LOVE DATES: OCTOBER 8 - 10th, Save the dates! Well sheeeat, its almost August, the wild fires are a blazin, i'm still getting over my shakes caused by lack of skiing... so i suppose its time to plan on some tuft love. Thats right folks, its time to start planning on getting shnizfaced, passing out under juniper trees, and recieving golden showers from the finest sprayers this side of Prineville! TIME FOR TUFF LOVE!!!!!! First off, I wanted to get a feel for when folks would like to have the fest. I personally think we should have it mid to late RAWKtober, a final horray before freshiez... but open to suggestions... once we have a few dates thrown out, we'll have a poll, and be all democratic about this shit. Plans for this years festival include free beer, sausage, more sausage, naked thrutch keg stands, and a raffle to win cool prizes like getting to shave jon's jersey boy legs! w00t!

I can't keep up with which roads are washed out etc... can one still drive to the TH for marmot pass trail? TIA for any beta.

i've got lots of family down there, the humbolt county fair is a rokken time. i could hook you up with some of my cousins, i'm sure they'd think yer mighty purdy.... unfortunately, they all milk cows, and don't climb.