Dodge ball? We used to play a game called "British Tackle Dog" in which every player (read "student body") lined up on both sidelines of a football field. One person is selected to be on the field at the beginning (I'm not sure how he is selected). Then all the players commence to run from one sideline to the other, the sideline being "safe". The guy in the middle tackles anyone he can get his hands on. Once a person is tackled, he joins the guy in the middle and the ranks of tacklers grows. The odds of getting across become increasingly lopsided until there is one guy left trying to run across with 100 guys trying to tackle him. He is usually the fastest SOB in the school and when they finally get him they dogpile the poor bastard. Needless to say, the school administration wasn't all that keen on our sport. They'd stamp it out, but it would rear its ugly head at least once every year.
How about heated car seats? How wuss is that? You have to have your ass electrically heated or you won't buy the car?