MrDoolittle

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I notice Spray got moved to the bottom of the Main Index!!! WTF????? I guess it's all about licking the balls of your BIG CORPORATE SPONSORS.

Will you have check-off sheets? Are gaiters-over-polypro mandatory?

Spain is a member of the "Coalition of the Willing", an allie of the US. INFO

Dru, I notice your peak is significantly lower, and significantly less technical. Kind of like the thing with feet: Big feet, big meat.

Just a couple...

Perfect timing, if you want to throw the choads that sent Spain to war in Iraq out. Is it not a goal of terrorist organizations to disturb national elections, and there by remove their enemies from power? If so, expect an al queada attack on the US prior to the 2004 elections, as they try to flush Bush. And if that happens, expect CODE RED and MARTIAL LAW and NO ELECTIONS until the WAR ON TERROR is won.

Those train bombings in Spain the other day occured exactly 911 days after 9/11, 2001. Thanks, George, I feel like the world is a safer place.

Well, forces are measure in Newtons(or pounds) F=m*a a=(v2-v1)/t^2 In any fall, the change in velocity over the interval of time (t) that the fall is being held by the gear is the same(maximum velocity ==> 0), so that will remain a constant, delta V. The goal of a dynamic rope system is to minimize F. Since mass m is fixed as the mass of the climber, acceleration a must be decreased. Since delta v is also a constant, time t must be maximized. Time t is at it's minimum in a fall held by a static rope. Time t is increased by use of a dynamic rope. The use of a screamer in conjunction with a dynamic rope will serve to increase time t yet again by yeilding at a rated load. If the impact force for a rope is rated to 8-12kN, and the activation focre for a screamer is >2kN, this means that the rope will not fully elongated prior to or during "screaming". Time t will increase during screaming, without the rope stretching. The force applied to the pro will remain at the activation force (approx 2 kN) while climber velocity approaches zero without the rope continuing to stretch. If the screamer completely activates, the rope will elongate, but the climber velocity will be closer to zero, and force applied to the gear will (hopefully) be less than the holding strength of said pro. Blah, blah, blah, but I'd still like to see some test results. Consider the above to be a grant application, and I destroy all the screws and screamers you'd like.

Yeah, but do you get a chance to ride around in a WAAMBULANCE?, Mr. "I took all of last year off"?

I'd get the good ones, if I were you.

I thought I was watching "Return of the Mummy"... Definitely a sport climb, IMHO. It's a shame they had to do the camera tip, to make it look steeper than it really is. That crux looked EASY compared to the Yellow roof problem at the Y. That thing is fucking HARD, maybe a 5.11.

WI6: Easy 5.9

What, exactly, is so annoying about a porn star rubbing herself down for the camera before her DVDA scene????

If you ban his avatar image, you should ban everyones.

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Got this via email.... >> According to the person who forwarded this message to me, "This is a short poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W. Bush. These have been arranged, only for aesthetic purposes, by Washington Post writer, Richard Thompson. A wonderful Haiku poem like this is too good not to share." >> >> >> MAKE THE PIE HIGHER >> >> I think we all agree, the past is over. >> This is still a dangerous world. >> It's a world of madmen and uncertainty >> And potential mental losses. >> >> Rarely is the question asked >> Is our children learning? >> Will the highways of the Internet >> Become more few? >> >> How many hands have I shaked? >> They misunderestimate me. >> I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity. >> >> I know that the human being >> And the fish can coexist. >> Families is where our nation finds hope, >> Where our wings take dream. >> Put food on your family! >> Knock down the tollbooth! >> Vulcanize society! >> Make the pie higher! >> Make the pie higher!

Maybe you should just chill the fuck out and have a nice warm slice of Canadian Bacon.

The Truth Behind Canadian Bacon...

This place is on the way into the Ghost,IMMSMC.

Is he trying to make some kind of digital photo flip-book or something??? I say take away his digital camera and force him to shoot slides. He'll have a better appreciation for the art of minimalist photography after shelling out the coin for developing, and after scanning slides for hours.

I like his latest: Cut taxes but make up for lost revenue with gambling. Now that is money well spent. Especially since everyone gambles.

Move this to Spray. I feel that it is important to have these conversations, but that these posts should be reserved for relating important details about the accidents, providing information about memorial services, and expressing sympathies for friends and the fallen. It's like going to a memorial service and loudly discussing the merits of live organ donation over organ donation in front of the deceased's family. Let's have some tact and take it into a back room.

Serious Moron I'm wondering how she expected to get change???

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