whirlwind

can be at index by 2pm on thur and climb all day fri

if drinking lots of beer and while watchin movies and dreaming of climbing counts as a weekend of empowerment then i guess it was

why do u think i posted it jeez

just relax

COUNTRY WISDOM (more commonly known as "common sense") READ& HEED ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Never name a pig you plan to eat. Country fences oughta' be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong. Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you climb. It's about how good you bounce. Keep skunks and gossipers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps. A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor. Trouble with a milk cow is...she won't stay milked. Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles. Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. Meanness don't happen over night. To know how country folks are doing, look at their barns, not their houses. Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal.It just ain't helpful. Teachers, Moms, and hoot owls sleep with one eye open. Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads. Two can live as cheap as one...if one don't eat. Don't corner something meaner than you. You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar... if you're in to catchin' flies. Don't go drinkin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug. Every path has some puddles. Don't wrestle with pigs.You'll get all muddy, and the pigs'll love it. The best sermons are lived, not preached. Most of the stuff people worry about never happens. The early bird gets the worm. But...the second mouse gets the cheese!.

These questions and answers are from The Original Hollywood > Squares game show in the days when responses were spontaneous! Peter > Marshall was the host asking the questions. > > > Q. Do female frogs croak? > A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. > > Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should > you be? > A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. > > Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. > A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. > > Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a > man or a woman? > A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. > > Q. According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you > think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if > he's married? > A. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning. > > Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? > A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. > > Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love > You"? > A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty. > > Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"? > A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next > apartment. > > Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your > hands while talking? > A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and > I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget. > > Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? > A. Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. > > Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going > to get any during the first year? > A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries. > > Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score? > A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy. > > Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist > camps. One is politics, what is the other? > A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures. > > Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? > A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom. > > Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls? > A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out. > > Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a > goose do? > A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark? > > Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? > A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark. > > Q. According to Ann Landers, is their anything wrong with getting > into the habit of kissing a lot of people? > A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army > > Q. While visiting China, your tour guide starts shouting "Poo! > Poo! Poo! " What does this mean? > A. George Gobel: Cattle crossing. > > Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is > it? > A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected. > > Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his > head, what was he trying to do? > A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth. > > > Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your > elephant? > A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? > > Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex? > A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him. > > Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them > and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? > A. Charley Weaver: His feet > > Q . According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never > do in bed? > A. Paul Lynde: Point and Laugh

wtf i already said i was going to vote this yr,

ok so writing isn't my strong point obiously, u can keep making fun of it if it makes u feel good about urself, i don't however feel like getting into a circural argument with you, who said what blablabla, the fact of the matter is ur an ass and u try to make urself feel good by putting others down, i might not be able to write as pretty of as comprehensable as your "smart ass" but this dosn't make me a moron and it also dosn't make u smart

ok shit pot: It is well established that people diagnosed with schizophrenia are affected by tensions at home;the relatives may be able to change things for the benefit of the person with schizophrenia. (taken from ur link) and clearly states that relitives and parents can have influence on the person with schizophrenia both positive and negitive. i never said they could cause it, but mearly have an influence. as for the other coment u may have been pointing out that what was being said wasn't necessarily true, i was simply stated that peopel are easaily influenced into things i didn't side with kurt or you, i was mearly making a coment about people ingeneral so next time u get all definsive there buttpirate maybe u should reread and make sure your heads not in your ass again

i'm at home on a perfectly good climbing weekend because of a bloodly sprained ankel, so i have nothing better to do than sit here and drink beer wtf are you guys doing here?

Hey asshole...somebody fucked up. In reality it's never the folks lowest on the totem pole that are responsible. Now there's a quick and dirty way to absolve yourself of any and all responsibility. "It's not MY fault, it's because of the sublimal messanges sent to me by my superiors." Like saying schizophrenia is caused by bad parenting. Nobody knows who is to blame; it could be the fault of some superior, but that could well be an eroneous conclusion. cracked u'd be surprised how many people get duped into doing things they don't want to just through the power of sugestion. take a few phycoligy classes if ur smart u'll start to see patters in which people follow and how one person can influence a group, for instance in cults and its not too much of a strech to say that parenting has at least some influence on schizophrenia.

He still posts occasionally, but he spells like Muffy now. what are u tring to say?

i though u wouldn't tell any one minx

yeah it will be scorchin but i cant ditch out on school just yet

who cares breasts are breasts, you got to love em

i already live like i'll be dead next yr, cept it'd be way more fun with money ( more traveling and climbing)

i secound that

man i don't know if i can handle the shower and shaveing shit.

yeah, don't worrie there will be plenty of resesion to come, there is always a recesion after a hike in gas prices unfortunatly they are still riseing so who knows how bad it will get

i'll be down there around that time and looking to climb 9's and moderate 10's

actually yes the back end does the htends to bounce around till it gets tracktion

btw it probly gets close to 30 mpg

close but mines black wouldn't mind having the camper off that one though weere did u see it

um not really u can't have my ass

dude smugleing illegal imagrents is not cool, less of course they bring treats