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Huh, funny. That's the same shit we get from Liberal stalwarts like Hillary Clinton, Chuck Schumer, Diane Feinstein, Nancy Pelosi, Ted Kennedy, etc. All these people think that THEY know what is best for ME. Interesting these supposed LIBERALS who know what's best for you make comments about how they want to fuck you?!!!! This is why I posted a bunch of inane (albiet humorous) nonsense, so I could avoid admitting that I don't know shit???!!!! Why not just post nothing, than I don't have to hide from what I'm trying not to admit, hmmmmm? Furthermore, this thread is about republican media personalities jumping ship - a topic one hardly needs to know shit about, since it doesn't change our political arena very much. The ostensible fact that O'Reilly may or may not have ever supported the Moron in Chief, is really not an issue because he's a FUCKING TABLOID COLUMNIST. He has nothing REAL to bring to the table. On top of that, I wasn't refuting what Lars said, only analyzing his apparently automatic contempt for the liberal intellect. Grow up, Greg. You sound like an opinionated college freshman. People who adhere to absolutes such as yours die old, lonely, and bitter.

"UH UH!.... is.... the sound..... THAT YOUR MOTHER MAKES WHEN HER FINGER BREAKS!"

"It didn't have anything to do with anything!"

Quasar is perfect hands you whiney bitch.

Learn to ski and you won't have to punch so much clown.

Salomon Skis are crap. Nobody buys those fucking things. Edit: Nobody who knows what good skis feel like buys those fucking things.

Oh Lars, Fuck me hard! There's nothing sexier than a condescending conservative who thinks liberals are all a bunch of morons. In fact that's what makes all you conservatives so goddamn porkable.

Utah only has major problems with depth hoar in really low snow years (like last year). The predicability of the snowpack more closely resembles the NW than Colorado, but the skiing can easily surpass both. Utah Avalanche Report: Avalanche Conditions: Most of the problems from yesterday were in the lower elevations as the benches even received about 8-10” of snow in favored spots. One party touring up by Mt. Olympus found quite sensitive soft slabs and sluffs about a foot deep and 40’ wide running fast and entraining lots of snow. These were on 35 degree north and northwest slopes, where the soft slabs and sluffs ran above the weaker surface snow. Elsewhere, in the foothills above Farmington, wet ‘push-alanches’ were common in the light density snow where the sun had dampened the snow surface. In the mid and upper elevations, sluffing seemed to be the only issue on the northerly and sheltered steeper slopes; however, they were able to entrain quite a bit of snow and pack a punch while mid-track. For today, my concerns will be with continued sluffing on the steeper slopes and the possibility of finding a remnant wind drift from Saturday’s strong southerly pre-frontal winds. Still tickling my spine, however, are the buried weak layers from January, now buried about 1-2’ down and perhaps most problematic on northwest-east facing slopes between 7500’ and 9800’. These, as well as isolated areas where the snowpack is unusually shallow and therefore weak, are still lingering as possible booby traps in certain areas. Frankly, they make me uncomfortable. . Bottom Line for the Wasatch Range, including the Salt Lake, Park City, provo and OGden AREA MOUNTAINS: The avalanche danger is moderate today in wind drifted areas at all elevations steeper than 35 degrees. In sheltered areas, the danger is LOW. Washington: OLYMPICS.... MT HOOD AREA... WASHINGTON CASCADES NEAR AND WEST OF THE CASCADE CREST... Moderate avalanche danger below 7000 feet Monday and Tuesday. The greatest danger is expected on southwest through southeast facing slopes receiving sunshine, mainly during the late morning and afternoon hours as well as some steep open slopes where isolated wind slabs may exist.

Split boards are worth the money. If you want to get serious about hiking I'd really recommend one.

Is that what mounties are concerned with in belay partners?

Carnitas or Chile Relleno Burrito at Albertos on 33rd South in SLC. Can't tell you how many of those I ate.

I wait at least a month before I fart into her mouth while she's giving me a rim-job.

I just skimmed a couple of pages of this thread, to find that they were populated by supposed "drop-out" sprayers. Thank God, or Buddha, or Allah, or whoever the fuck for snow. Spray is sooooooo gay.

It just looks good on the map, and Rainer Burgdorfer describes it as 2000+ ft. of fall-line skiing. It looks JUST like the west face on the map, long, steep, and open. You would have to walk back up the thing after skiing it however, which would make it a big day. Edit: Looking at it again, it's not as steep as the west face.

MattP, have you ever skied the north face of Rock Mountain?

Climb: Nowhere exciting -Descents near Stevens Pass Date of Climb: 2/1/2004 Trip Report: Well I didn't go anywhere spectacularly high this weekend, but I did manage to get some of the best turns I've had in a year. Just wanted to post some pics of last weekend's beautiful weather. Saturday from Rainey Pass looking at Jove Peak. My friend mike getting some on Saturday First tracks in Moonlight Bowl on Sunday Top of Moonlight bowl for another lap.

Sweet, I've been staring at the map of that area all week.

Hey Captain Bastard. Please look up the word "integrity".

I'm not into Trask.

Biker

Hearing Catbirdseat say "pussy ass bullshit" makes this post extemely high quality.

Freezing levels droppping to 1000 feet by tomorrow afternoon. Snowpack will be draining and stabilizing. Saturday is GONNA GO OFF BEEOTHCHES. GETCHUSUMORE WHILE THE GOODIES ARE STILL COMIN'.

If you are a slob with your skins like me, you're constantly dipping the ends in the snow, sticking them to your self, and otherwise abusing them. If your skins get snowy in the middle it's not such a problem, but if they get snow at the back end and you don't have a tail clip, you are F-U-C-K-E-D. I have friends who never use tail clips and never lose their skins. I am not as disciplined. Also as you say, they are easier to remove. Especially if you use a Euro-kit (as I always do) where the stretchy thing is on the tip. You just bend over (I'm good at that!) grab the tip, and pull (sounds kinky!). Then you just lift your foot up, peel real fast, and take your buddy's eye out behind you. Simple.

You gotta love how it's coming in warm and getting colder as the week goes on. Saturday's gonna ROCK

I call bullshit on your bullshit.