Dr_Flash_Amazing

Howd'you know if you've never even climbed there, buster? 90% of Joe's is bomb-bomb-bomber stone. Dunno where you think all this choss is, but in the week DFA was there, he didn't run into much of it. Your pejorative propaganda is painful to peruse.

Lousy conclusion. If Mr. A. Stackorocks put on some shooz that actually fit, he'd probably climb fuck harder than 5.12. Plus C. Sharm' is a mutant and there is just no explaining his superbadassfunktronicdiscodestroyer powers using modern tools and technology.

You can't possibly be serious. There is no possible way any sane climber could actually go to Joe's and not even get out of the car. There is no way you are not lying about this. Killer-looking boulders EV-ER-Y-WHERE with striking black and gray streaks and limestoney features. Anyway, like you'd actually drive clear the fuck out to buttfucknowhere, Utah and just decide to keep driving because the rocks didn't quite look cool enough. You're full of crap on this one, you Canadencylopedictionaryspraybetasaurusmeister. What's the real story? Huh? Spillit.

Trite.

antipodean \An`ti*po"de*an\, a. Pertaining to the antipodes, or the opposite side of the world; antipodal. Hmm ... good vocab, sir.

Have fun. Don't perish in a fiery car crash, you single-celled cretin turd. Or do.

Kazaa, perhaps? Also; no renters/homeowner's insurance? Or is your deducty too high? Bummer, anyway.

Trench warfare dug in deep brutal, bloody no retreat American dead better than red another politician with a debt on his head Bodies ripped covered in shit napalm blitz the city is lit bombs blast mustard gas throat slash truncheon smash HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! ANOTHER STORY 'BOUT ANOTHER DEAD AMERICAN! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! ANOTHER STORY 'BOUT ANOTHER DEAD AMERICAN! ONE MORE STORY 'BOUT A DEAD AMERICAN! Blitzkrieg flames buildings ablaze killings fields where the bodies decay Torture racks machine gun cracks never surrender it's an all-out attack Money whores open sores plan quiet wars behind closed doors Clandestine games human remains cyanide, GENOCIDE HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! ANOTHER STORY 'BOUT ANOTHER DEAD AMERICAN! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! ANOTHER STORY 'BOUT ANOTHER DEAD AMERICAN! ONE MORE STORY 'BOUT A DEAD AMERICAN!

Lummox, you're a genius, you fuckin' idiot. Strong work, boyo; truly a top-shelf solution!

So does everything else; welcome to life. Crack open a beer, siddown and suffer along with the rest of us. Ugh.

Oops, you totally already left, huh? Drive safely!

You've either never been to Joe's Valley or you're trying to keep the crowds there down by being a fucking liar. Joe's Valley is the shit, the bomb, the butter, the dojah, the kind, the goods, all that and a bowl of grits bag of chips your mama's hips. So much fucking better than Ibex, let's not even get DFA started on that angle, 'cause it's just like , nahmean? Dru's giving bad beta, so don' listen to him. Also, Joe's is a retardedly far drive for a weekend. You're gonna spend two full days driving for one day of climbing? Lay off the crack, hoss. Take up the G-Tim's generous offer of Bendage and sample the dopey Central O boulderama. Well worth the 5-hour drive from SeaWA, and you'll actually get to boulder for more than five minutes.

This question has been slowly rendered more and more obsolete as shoe companies use shaped, precision fit designs that maximize your foot's strength and hug your feet, allowing a high degree of performance with a minimum of foot mangling. DFA has been very pleased with all the La Sportiva shoes cut on the Miura last (the Miuras, the Mistrals - R.I.P. , and the Cobras). They're comfy enough to leave on for an hour or so at a time for bouldering (more so the velcros and slippers; the lace ups are a bit stiffer and so slightly less comf' for the long term), yet also climb like little hot rods for those tough sends. Perhaps if you're trying to climb 5.14, you might need to fit 'em a little more cripplingly-tight so you can stand on shadows and obscure invisibilities, but for most of us mortals, a snug fitting performance shoe will be more than adequate. Best of both worlds. All of the Doctor's shoes are the same size, which works out just fine.

FDA?

Fuckin' lonely out there, too!

According to Elton John, it's cold as hell, but who knows how trustworthy he is.

Just answer the fucking question, Gumby.

What's "short eyes", kidswapper?

Nonsense, you know-nothing neanderthal nitpicker. Now nix the naysaying and naughty-NARCing, nerd.

Challenge for Trask: make one post without referring to gay and/or anal sex, farm animals, substance abuse, lesbians, S&M, underwear, firearms, minorities, Cooper, groping, strippers, bodily fluids, prostitutes, or Dr. Flash Amazing. Your move, chief.

"Yes, hello, Portland Police Department? Yeah, hi, this is Dr. Flash Amazing calling, and -- what's that? Oh, fine thanks; sure, tell them to stop by whenever, and -- what? Oh, no, the judge said he took care of that. Anyway -- no, really, it's all good. Anyway, we've got some kind of molester or pervo type here on the cascade climbers website, and -- no, it's not Trask this time, strangely enough -- yes, a plague would be a good way to describe him, but it's a different guy this time. Maybe if you could get your internet vice guys on it, that'd be great. Yeah, well, anyway, thanks much. Toodle-oo!"

This is some type of geek thing, isn't it? A science thing?

Is cascadeclimbers.com not a veritable goldmine of down-to-earth, levelheaded wisdom, insight, and sage advice? What are you getting at, anyway?

http://www.livefreakydiefreaky.com Hmmm ...

Or for a teenage twenty-something, for that matter.