Dr_Flash_Amazing

THOUGHT IS AID!!!

NOFX interview right here. First new interview in several years. Good good. Read. Yes. Good. OK.

Hey, I've earned every year. However, it should be noted that my favorite version was by Fitz of Depression. And let's not forget Less Than Jake's positively rocking ... err, shredding cover of the aforementioned ditty.

Bunch of namedroppers who've taken a few too many rips off the four-foot Grafix, it looks like. Really, what the fuck? DFA has been maligning slacklining for years, and this is really emblematic of all that is malignable about this pseudosport. The worst thing about it is that this is making the Doctor sound like that curmudgeon Dwayner and his sinister sidekick The Pope in the throes of one of their anti-sports climbing fits. Heinous!

No, those items equal a burrito, foolish honky!

Well, duh!

Not unlike Dick "Undisclosed Location" Cheney, eh? A true American hero!

Exhausted your supply of rhetoric already, old boy? Well enough. Your chain's too easy to yank anyway.

Get one of them Have-A-Heart traps and put some tuna in it. When you catch the cat, simply deposit cat and trap in the nearest waterway. Problem solved.

If someone threw bricks through all your windows and set your car on fire, would you suddenly be chummy with them because they came by and mowed your lawn for you the next day?

Only on the Whitehouse lawn. If you take the time to moon them AND take a leak, security will be on you lickety split. Really, multitasking is the only way to go.

Who's talking about anarchy? The dream of honest politicians and a state that cares more about people being able to eat and have a place to live than about making big business bigger, maybe, but this Doctor is no anarchist. Just another shameless bleeding heart idealist! And DFA learned to stop trying to reason with the Unthinking Redneck long ago. Better to just slash their tires and introduce their fuel injectors to a little Karo brand performance enhancing fluid.

Beans, rice, chicken, cheese, and salsa wrapped in a tortilla!

The same background, eh? You must mean literate free-thinkers with a severe distaste for misinformation and non-thinking pop culture conformity, right? And running a militia? Running around the house naked with a beer in one hand and a Howard Zinn book in the other is more like it.

What? Trask doesn't get trashed because his views are different. Trask get's trashed because his views are just plain wrong. A subtle but critical distinction. Following in Trask's footsteps will just lead you down an increasingly lurid and dangerous path ending with a wicked ketamine hangover and wool tangled in your short and curlies. Turn back before it's too late!

You're funny, Trask. What part of the Nation of Easily Brainwashed Nationalist Dupes did your relatives come from, pray tell?

Probably, given that they too aren't suckers of the right-wing propaganda teat.

Trask, are both your computers in the same room, or are you having to run back and forth through the house to post your drivel under this Nblahblah avatar? Admirable effort you're putting out, though. Keep at it, tiger! You're the champ! (Just keep repeating that until your self-esteem comes back!)

"Are you one of those guys that thinks that you have the right to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater when there is not one?" Oh, you mean like your president yelling about WMDs in Iraq when there aren't any? Or were you talking about something else? "Do you not at least think that it is in bad taste to criticize the troops and the President in a war time situation?" Of course it's in good taste to criticise the President in a war time situation. If you witness a murder taking place, do you wait until it's done to say something about it so as not to embarass the murderer? Fuck this sorry excuse for a president. Where's Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him, huh? http://www.unprecedented.org

Damn! Whoever you are, you're stale and boring. Here's a refreshing idea: instead of gleefully tying on your Amerikan flag blindfold and diving off the cliff after all the other lemmings, try stopping and thinking about things. Doubtless a foreign concept (What? Our "leaders" may not actually have anyone's interests but their own in mind? They might actually fabricate information in order to gain our support?), but give it a shot.

For more music on drinking and relationships, Alkaline Trio has some engrossing short songs.

Who said I turned out "all right"? Sphinx did, you idiot! What, did you forget your Ritalin today or something? Try to keep up, dude; we can't be taking up your slack all the time. Sheesh!

1. Intense focused concentration is such a key element of climbing that you could probably drop half the other "techniques" you've been taught, put your efforts into IFC, and be climbing better than you were before. 2. Anyone who says not to climb routes that are "too hard for you" is either not interested in getting better, ever, or is some kind of gumby who is jealous of anyone who climbs harder than they do, and thus dismisses climbing harder as some sort of waste of time. DO get on routes that are "too hard for you", and you will discover that soon those routes are no longer so hard. Cha-ching!