Dr_Flash_Amazing

quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: The hell is that shit?

quote: Originally posted by Dru: if only it was a chicken, right Who gives a flying fuck? Besides trask?

Looks kind of runout, man. And where's the parking lot and Starbucks at the base?

Great thread. Hey, did anyone hear that we might go to war with Iraq?

quote: Originally posted by daisy: I just bought me 4 new black thongs to wear when I go rock climbing.

quote: Originally posted by otherguy: It's always "I knew that" or "just kidding" URA penis licker. Hilarious. Does it take you long to switch back and forth between this avatar, Flick, and RopeGunHooker, or do you have three computers going or something?

quote: Originally posted by b-rock: Damn man, you're gettin' cranky lately. Must be the Doctor's old age and resulting world-weariness.

Then why don't you interject something about climbing, pussy?

Well, we could change the topic. Trask, why don't you share with the group what you'd like to talk about! Weren't you just saying something the other day about some new chicken lube or some such?

quote: Originally posted by flick: Why don't you try eating a can of SHUT THE FUCK UP!! for lunch. Oh, you're a hoot! Stop, you're going to make the Doctor laugh so hard Pad Se Ew comes out his nose!

quote: Originally posted by flick: Somebody please smack that hippy, peace loving, left wing, clinton knob slobbing, know nothing, sport climbing, retard Dr. Flash Amazing into his grave. It's all out war. Kill the Iraquis and the Afghans! Just because we're pissed and flexing our muscles, is all the reason we need. Yeah who cares who dies over there? I don't!. Kill them fucks and let's start with you being target number one! Brilliant thesis you've got there! Keep up the good thinking, sport! Lunch time!

quote: Originally posted by RopeGunHooker: I don't need to justify killing. Therefore I think we should start with killing Dr Flash Amazing. Someone zap this character off the boards. Waaaahhhhhh!!! Bitchy tough-talking murder advocate doesn't like DFA! Waaaahhhhhh!!! Did someone forget to feed you today, Mr. Fussyface?

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: Wait, can't you solve this by talking to him? You might understand if you heard his side. Such a good point, Gag W. It would be much more, uh, manly and American if the Doctor simply resorted to bashing anyone he disagreed with. Civlity and discussion are such weak ways of solving problems, after all.

Attention, uppity fuckers: The Doctor was just ribbing the two-plankers. Do whatever you want. Anyway, sk, Bachie is a great mountain to learn on, a fact exemplified by its nickname, i.e. "Flatchelor." Have fun in the snow. Page top, fux0rz! [ 09-18-2002, 12:07 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

"DFA I read your computer geek shit and all I have to say is "sit on it"." It ain't computer geek shit, fool. Pay closer attention and you might figure it out. And quit cruising for DFA; he ain't interested in man tools, tool.

Opening an AutoCAD 2000 format file. Resolve Xref "A-TYPEIa": C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\Projects\Sun Ridge 200240\A-TYPEIa.dwg "A-TYPEIa" loaded. Resolve Xref "A-A1": C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\Projects\Sun Ridge 200240\A-A1.dwg "A-A1" loaded. Resolve Xref "A-TYPEIb": P:\SUNRIDGE\A-TYPEIb.dwg "A-TYPEIb" loaded. Resolve Xref "A-BD-001": C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\Projects\Sun Ridge 200240\A-BD-001.dwg "A-BD-001" loaded. Regenerating model. LOADING PROGRAM... Type CHECKSPELL to spell check text in attributes. EXCHPROP loaded. CHT command loaded. XLIST.LSP loaded. Enter "xlist" or "-xlist" to use. AutoCAD bonus utilities loaded. Type < MSZOOM > to execute. AutoCAD menu utilities loaded. Command: Command: Command: qselect Select objects: Specify opposite corner: 404 found Select objects: 48 item(s) selected. Command: Specify opposite corner: Command: Command: Command: _copyclip 49 found Command: *Cancel* Command: *Cancel* Command: '_pan Press ESC or ENTER to exit, or right-click to display shortcut menu. Command: Command: *Cancel* Command: Command: Command: _copyclip Select objects: Specify opposite corner: 218 found Select objects: Specify opposite corner: 6 found, 4 removed, 214 total Select objects: Specify opposite corner: 4 found, 3 removed, 211 total Select objects: Specify opposite corner: 4 found, 3 removed, 208 total Select objects: Specify opposite corner: 4 found, 208 total Select objects: Specify opposite corner: 2 found, 2 removed, 206 total Select objects: Specify opposite corner: 2 found, 2 removed, 204 total Select objects: Command: '_zoom Specify corner of window, enter a scale factor (nX or nXP), or [All/Center/Dynamic/Extents/Previous/Scale/Window] <real time>: _e Command: '_pan Press ESC or ENTER to exit, or right-click to display shortcut menu. Command: l LINE Specify first point: Specify next point or [undo]: *Cancel* Command: l LINE Specify first point: Specify next point or [undo]: Specify next point or [undo]: Command: Command: Command: layfrz Initializing... AutoCAD Bonus Layer Tools Loaded. Options/Undo/<Pick an object on the layer to be FROZEN>: Layer A-ROOF-MEDM has been frozen. Options/Undo/<Pick an object on the layer to be FROZEN>: Command: Command: Command: _copyclip Select objects: Specify opposite corner: 51 found Select objects: Specify opposite corner: 51 found (3 duplicate), 99 total Select objects: Command: Command: Command: _ Command: -layer Current layer: "BEAMS" Enter an option [?/Make/Set/New/ON/OFF/Color/Ltype/LWeight/Plot/Freeze/Thaw/LOck/Unlock/stAte]: thaW Enter name list of layer(s) to thaw: * Enter an option [?/Make/Set/New/ON/OFF/Color/Ltype/LWeight/Plot/Freeze/Thaw/LOck/Unlock/stAte]: Regenerating model. Command: Specify opposite corner: Command: e ERASE 1 found Command: *Cancel* Command: *Cancel* Command: <Switching to: Layout1> Regenerating layout. Regenerating model - caching viewports. Command: *Cancel* Command: *Cancel* Command: <Switching to: Model> Restoring cached viewports. Command: Automatic save to C:\windows\TEMP\S2_1_1_9087.sv$ ... Command: Updating Indexes for block *MODEL_SPACE Done. '_pan Press ESC or ENTER to exit, or right-click to display shortcut menu. Command: '_dimstyle Command: '_style Command: Command: Command: _-layer Current layer: "BEAMS" Enter an option [?/Make/Set/New/ON/OFF/Color/Ltype/LWeight/Plot/Freeze/Thaw/LOck/Unlock/stAte]: s Enter layer name to make current or <select object>: dimension Enter an option [?/Make/Set/New/ON/OFF/Color/Ltype/LWeight/Plot/Freeze/Thaw/LOck/Unlock/stAte]: Command: dimlinear Specify first extension line origin or <select object>: Specify second extension line origin: Specify dimension line location or [Mtext/Text/Angle/Horizontal/Vertical/Rotated]: Dimension text = 12'-0" Command: '_dimstyle Command: Command: ** STRETCH ** Specify stretch point or [base point/Copy/Undo/eXit]: Command: *Cancel* Busy day.

quote: Originally posted by trask: quote:Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: post a photo of the model and tell me what year it is. …above picture is for the Mesa GS mdl. mine isn’t quite as fancy but looks about the same. Shimano shit rock shock fork chrome molly frame (not alum.) more padded seat than stock 21 speed some fancy fuckin knobby tires 1998 or 1999 can't remember shit That's so precious!

Caveman - sure you don't want to make an offer? It's a quality steed, to be sure. And it comes with EXTRA shit! Eeeeexxxxtra shiiiiiit.

Chepe, is it that good black tar shit? Mr. Caveman, perhaps if you were to come closer to doubling that offer, the Doctor would be happy to de-bike. We'll see how the selling process goes, though ...

Okay, kids; It's like this. DFA bought a schmancy new bicicleta de montañas in 1999, hoping to relive the days of his youth when he sped about at top speed and didn't pollute. Sadly, a combination of Portland's climate (wet) and the Doctor's own laziness soon rendered the bicycle decorative, translating to low miles. It's from a company called Race Technology, which was only in business for a while, but had a good product. Here's some info on what their story was/is: "OUR ORIGIONS AND EVOLUTION... i started off in the early eighties with one of the first mountain bike companies in oregon. those were the days when people were still building mountain bikes out of old cruisers and bmx components. i've worked for quite a few shops over the years. my favorite was in aspen, colorado where we ran downhill tours from the top of the mountain a full decade before the dh bike was even invented. i came back to oregon and started my own shop, cascade sports. before long it became one of the top high end mountain bike shops in the northewest. i then sold the store and to take things a step further, i started my own brand, "race technology". i imported a whole shipping container of aluminum frames from kinesis, the world's largest aluminum frame manufacturer, as well as cranksets, stems, handlebars, grips, barends, seatpost clamps, seatposts and saddles from the bike industries top oem suppliers. having just sold all my remaining stock of the race technology stuff i'm now in the process of adding every high end mountain bike product available to this site." Anyway, 18" aluminum frame w/curved seatstays and chainstays (powder-coated in shiny aluminum color). All LX components (V-brakes, too!) plus an XT long cage rear derailleur. SPD pedals with the platform around the edge so you can use them with regular shoes for quick jaunts to the store or whatever. Marzocchi Bomber Z1 front suspension. 1 set of knobbies, 1 set of slicks. There's a pump, under-the-seat bag with some patches and tools(?), basic Cateye headlight, blinky LED rear light, a Krypto lock (might even have the key for it), and a small cable for the seatpost. All in all a fine steed. Retail was $1150, however, the beast has been collecting dust for a while now, and needs a good home, so if you're interested, make the Doctor an offer. OK, $500 and you can be the proud owner of this racy steed! [ 10-31-2002, 01:21 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by flick: It means, flick my switch and I'm kicking your punk ass. You look like the kid who stole the hubcaps off my '62 Lincoln, you little punk. Convertible? Does it have the suicide doors?

Sure, sure; little vacation would be nice. A couple thousand bucks wouldn't hurt, either. Maybe some new records. And a beer. A beer would really be great.

... touching the void ... ... churning in the wake ... Page top again, you pansy tools! [ 09-18-2002, 02:24 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Badoomp, crash!

quote: Originally posted by trask: Trask's mama = DFA's new sponsor .... this message brought to you by Vinager & Water. Shouldn't that message have been brought to us by chicken broth, smarty-pants?