Dr_Flash_Amazing

Merde fromage! Tout le monde pour le vichyssois! E les enfants son enflambe! [ 09-27-2002, 03:00 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

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You want a good, cheap, cragging rope, get the Mammut Tusk. Baby handles like a dream, and lasts for the long haul. Course, it ain't dry treated, so it might be a bit of a sponge for the glacier gig.

Nonsense. As a consummate gentleman, Dr. Flash Amazing always apologizes to a wronged lady, theatrics or no. Bitches, man.

[ 09-27-2002, 02:43 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by sk: so what? you want a .... ohh never mind I probably will just get in troulble if I go there, So on you... I know I can't spell or type And FERN new what I ment big mean bully men (sob) Oh, poo; Dr. Flash Amazing was only joking, young lady.

quote: Originally posted by RobBob: Where the Hell is trask in all this nonsense?

Huh? Constipation from too much iron?

fK sertnly haaas a way withg thr typpos tahts fro suer. [ 09-27-2002, 01:59 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

You fuggin' liar, that's a Crippled Pet Roller!

quote: Originally posted by Dru: or a diagram of how to stick clip the 3rd bolt on toxic so the cc.commer with their quokka enabled web phone could get the beta from ya... Yeah, see? It could have been something of dire importance like that! Of course, in that case, a simple "grab the right-hand corner of the large bucket with your left hand, slide your heel up on the big sidepull on the right, move your left foot up to an intermediate edge, get the small undercling with your right hand, move your heel all the way up to the top of the sidepull, lock off with your left hand, reach up to the next collossal bucket, match hands, bring your feet up, and clip the third bolt" would suffice.

Homophobia is gay.

Well, dammit, DFA searched "scrambled eggs," too! What search engine did you use? This scrambled-egg-picture-finding-time gap is unacceptable, and must be corrected at once! Suppose the Doctor had been trying to post diagrams of how to perform CPR in order to save another cc.comer? They would have DIED, man!

Nice job, Mr. Omelette Hotshot. Did you search for "breakfast" or "scrambled eggs"? Or is that from the Denny's website?

quote: Originally posted by Cletus: HA! One step ahead, DFA. The Doctor wasted too much time digging up that picture. You'd be surprised how hard it is to find a picture of scrambled eggs on the internet! [ 09-27-2002, 01:28 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Only with the Misses.

Men snuggling with men is gay.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Scrambling can be way fun. This past weekend some friends and found one of my favorite scrambles I have ever done. BTW Karen I can't lead 5.7 yet either And let us not forget scrambled eggs: The J&M Cafe does some good scrambles.

For once, DFA agrees with Pope. It's true that there will always be someone as good or better than you. Sure, you might be going for it at a higher level than 98% of the community, but you're just going to be part of another, smaller 98% at the next level. It never stops. The Doctor remembers feeling like he was really climbing hard and was kind of special and unique when he climbed his first .13a. Finally, after so many years! Then he woke the fuck up and realized that tons of people climb that hard, and there are many more who climb much harder. It's good to figure things like this out, as they keep you humble and honest. Have fun climbing something, and try hard.

all of me why not take all of me can't you see I'm no good without you take these arms I wanna lose them take these lips I'll never use them your goodbye left me with eyes that cry how can I go on dear without you you took the best now why not take the rest why not take all of me?

"My name is Drinker, and I have a thinking problem ..."

Originally posted by RobBob: If we are in fact changing the planet's climate as a result of our human activities, who among us could be against these modest proposals, which would yield results in just a generation or two: 1) institute mass spaying/neutering programs in nations whose indiginous populations are still growing. Whatever, Adolf. 2) on a worldwide basis, eliminate automobiles, and the internal combustion engine, immediately. Had the automobile not come in to being, cities would not have been designed in such a way as to need an automobile to get from A to B, and walking, bicycling, or mass transit would be far more prevalent and reasonable means of getting around. Remember that GM (and other auto makers as well?) had an interesting habit of buying light rail systems all over the country and then decommissioning them? Obviously, the internal combustion engine has many valuable applications, and eliminating it altogether goes too far. Things like air travel or long-distance trips are not things anyone would give up. Eliminating a great percentage of the short-distance, day-to-day driving, though, would be huge. [ 09-27-2002, 09:37 AM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

The Doctor has been waiting for that damn superhighway for DAYS. All this fuckin' Highway 97 traffic and making seventeen turns to get to Smith is ludicrous. Run the road right through Asterisk Pass, Starbucks at the base of Morning Glory, parking from Morning Glory all the way across the river to Rope de Dope, taco stand with beers and a balcony over on top of Rope de Dope block. Golden. So hurry up with the asphalt, bro. [ 09-26-2002, 12:25 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: quote:Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Shut up before the Doctor punches you square in the nose, you fossil-fuels tool! Now after reading Jon's comment I have to laugh at you. Also knowing and climbing with Sisu Suomi I would bet he would knock your ass into the next solar system if you talked to him like that. Damn, you cheez-balls couldn't pick up on the most transparent internet sarcasm ol' Dr. Flash Amazing could muster, eh? Sheesh! Pull the sticks out your backsides and lighten up, fellas; might do you some good!