Dr_Flash_Amazing

quote: Originally posted by RobBob: vi·chys·soise (vsh-swäz, vsh-) n. A thick creamy potato soup flavored with leeks and onions, usually served cold. I'm still trying to figure out what DFA meant by this. Bwa ha ha ha haaaa! Dr. Flash Amazing: Surreptitiously subverting your sanity through pernicious paradigm parallaxis since back in the diz-ay. Sleep tight, suckaz! BLAOW!

Shut your chow-hole and take it like a man, wuss face!

quote: Originally posted by glacier: Oh, yeah, remember we do this shit for fun. Wait, it's not just a big ego-stroking, spray-boosting suffer-fest? Shit! FOR SALE: 1 - 9.7mm x 60m rope, almost new, in Metolius rope bag 12 - wiregate quickdraws, almost new 1 - Petzl Gri-gri w/locking biner 1 - Arc'teryx Vapor harness, size L Assorted slings and biners 1 - chalk bag + 1 pound Metolius Super Chalk 1 - Arc'teryx Khamsin 50 backpack 1 - TNF 600 fill DryLoft down jacket w/hood 5 pairs La Sportiva climbing shoes, size 40.5 1 - Metolius crash pad (small) Assorted climbing guide books 1 - Subaru Legacy L wagon (2002) PM or e-mail your offer!

... or items you peruse here! Is that the game?

You republican twats are no fun at all. Sure, you're more than happy to get your knickers in a clove hitch about the so-called liberal media, but you can't for a minute entertain the idea of politicians knocking each other off. Boring as hell!

sticky wicket n. Informal A difficult or embarrassing problem or situation

Dr. Flash Amazing has nothing not to be proud of! It's like Gay Pride around here, but without all the gayness!

You go walking around the cc.com grass without looking, you're bound to step in some Amazing shit!

Trask, Take off your stuffed bra and try the jacket on again. Should fit much better! Helpfully, Dr. Flash "Your Pal" Amazing

Thanks for the link, Ryland! And FYI, not paying yourself is pretty essential when you're starting a small business, as you hardly have any money to keep the business going as it is. Still, sounds like a great outfit.

quote: Originally posted by trask: quote:Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Dear Fence Sitter, The Doctor will meet you on November 9th at 11 a.m. at the Jantzen Beach shopping center in front of the Home Depot to hand over the goods. Please bring cash, as DFA does not know you well enough to accept a check. Thank you, Dr. Flash Amazing I shall be there also to dook in your Subaru and laugh in your face. Knock yourself out, it's Fence Sitter's Subie. Being one of the gun-toting set, he'll probably bust a cap in your ass, but whatever. And RobBob, don't get too hot under the collar, bro; the rendezvous is at 11 ante meridian. The Doctor takes care of his evening business over on West Burnside St.

What, like this here, then?

quote: Originally posted by trask: I also noted that there was now surgery available for obese children. Hooray! We can keep shoving the MacDonald's burgers down their little gullets, and when they reach balloon proportions, surgery is available. Fuck nutrition...it's overrated. Nice one, Trask. For once, the Doctor actually agrees with you! God forbid parents should encourage their children to get off their asses and do something besides inhale junk food.

"The reasons are more along the lines of advertising costs and retail margin than any differences in functionality (materials, workmanship, and pattern. They're knockoffs. Do you know what that means?) Pay the higher rate, sucker, especially if it makes you feel like a climber. It's kind of like choosing a cigarette brand; It's not what they're made of, but who smokes them." Yeah, wiseguy, DFA knows what "knockoff" means; thanks. Sorry if you took the Doctor's first reply to be somehow sniping, but that was the laundry list of possible shortcomings of cheap vs. spendo gear. There are more differences than just advertising costs, etc. however. Fit is a big one. While recently trying on soft shells, DFA was comparing the REI One jacket with the Arc'x Gamma. Lift your arms in the REI jacket, and there's your beer gut. Lift 'em in the Gamma, and the dang thing stays put. Of course, it's hard to say if that's really worth an extra hundred bucks, but it's a fairly concrete example of what you're getting for your $$$. Materials being another biggie. There is no way that Old Navy is going to be making their jackets with the same quality of thread, zippers, etc. The extra seams for articulated sleeves, the extra stitching at critical seams; it all costs more to produce. They are going to keep it cheap all the way down the line, and in the long run are not going to perform like their more pricy counterparts. [ 11-04-2002, 01:45 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

That sounds like a super useful study! Some grant foundation must be thrilled to see their money being put to use so wisely! Gay rams, indeed!

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: P.S. DFA, blow a goat you liberal wanker; may tree-hugging militants drag you from your yuppie Outback and braid your entrails into climbing rope. Greg, DFA is spoken for, and you know better than to be hitting on him like that. Shame, you horndog!

Dear Fence Sitter, The Doctor will meet you on November 9th at 11 a.m. at the Jantzen Beach shopping center in front of the Home Depot to hand over the goods. Please bring cash, as DFA does not know you well enough to accept a check. Thank you, Dr. Flash Amazing

How does everyone feel about placing a bolt next to a perfectly good chipped pocket?

Barbra who? Ignoring Streisand's goofiness for a moment, did the "no accident" theory not at least cross anyone else's mind? Just look at all the people connected to Clinton who mysteriously died off. Was that during Lewinsky or Whitewater, or both? We'll see if Mondale makes it to election day without having a "heart attack" or suffering some other fatal misfortune. [ 11-04-2002, 11:46 AM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Bush's oil-vampire cronies wouldn't stand for that for a second! We can only blow people up if no one's stock portfolio takes a hit. And where'd you learn a big word like "duplicitous"? [ 11-04-2002, 10:44 AM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Trask, this joint is no fun if you refuse to run with the ball when the Doctor implicates that you support rape via your support of an armed citizenry. If we can not escalate an argument using the time-honored tradition of the poorly-argued and ridiculous troll, what then is left to do here? Discuss climbing? Offer helpful advice on gear and good routes? Celebrate one another's accomplishments on the rock? Sounds like a pretty brain-damaged bleeding heart liberal agenda you're espousing, old dog.

Trask, ol' boy - Haven't you been arguing that the 'fittest' are the ones carrying the weapons? So, by your criteria, oughtn't this shitbrick with the cross bow indeed be having his way, as he is the one who is armed?

quote: Originally posted by iain: quote:Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Oh. Well, "carry" on, then! Ah ha ha ha ha! DFA that's world class "Non-stop laugh riot" is Dr. Flash Amazing's middle name. They had to issue the Doctor a custom driver's license with an extra line on it to get the name to fit.

gaz·pa·cho (g-späch, gz-pä-) n. pl. gaz·pa·chos A chilled soup made with chopped tomatoes, cucumbers, onions, peppers, and herbs.

It's getting to be a standard feature on a lot of cars. All good in the Doctor's opinion. The more goodies you can get in a base model car, the better. Hell, you can get a Mazda Protege 5 with everything short of leather interior (worthless maintenance hassle) for 16,000. And the Legacy L comes in nicely equipped for around 18,500. Even the Ford Focus has that shit, although not on the base model (or at least it didn't a year or so ago), and that thing is cheeeeap.