Dr_Flash_Amazing

That book is hilarious! Isn't there another book in that series about boobs? Choice material, there.

DFA tried the Alchemy on at REI the other day, just to check it out (not exactly "experience" but whatever). It did fit kinda funky, but the Windstopper Trango seems bomber as hell. Like Powershield, basically, but fleecier inside.

No way! Pooping is gross, especially when emoticons are doing it.

Allen Ginsburg must be ... ahh, forget it.

Speaking of gay, a great poem by WM Stephen Humphrey comes to mind: If asked if I know what follicles I'd grow were I to be "King of Panache" It would sprout out my nose in hairy little rows just like Tom Selleck's booshy moostache! Tom's hair-covered lip, it just makes me flip and prone to a horny heat rash It's woolly and thick like a caterpillar's **** I adore Selleck's booshy moostache! Other 'staches I've seen, in the places I've bean look just like Mike Farrell's from M*A*S*H! I despise that man's face It lacks the beauty and grace of Tom Selleck's booshy moostache! And what about Prince? Oh, don't make me wince! His looks like a wimpy eyelash! It lacks the weight and the girth of the best fur on earth known as Tom Selleck's booshy moostache! O! I'd bash, I'd smash, I'd pay cold, hard cash I'd gnash succotash and huff hash! I'd marry white trash I'd thrash Johnny Cash for a splash of Tom's booshy moostache! But I haven't the hair to grace my lip there and so all my dreams must be dashed My nose shall never feel the tickly, prickly appeal... of Tom Selleck's booshy moostache.

Lovely, Trask. Four stars, two thumbs up, etc.

What, are you anti-gay or something? Fascist!

Why would she be? It's gay as hell!

Depends on your tolerance level for coldness and wetness.

Asking your wife stuff is gay. So's your wife. Wa ha ha ha haaa!

Eh? Homophobia is gay!

Spray is gay.

Shit, SC and the UGD are neck-and-neck, so to speak! Who will win this racy race?

DFA came to the rescue with a vote for The Obviously Gay Duo, aka GregW and Trask. Congrats, tossers!

Hmm ... in that case, "not as dumb as you look" isn't saying much.

Good work, Greg, you're not as dumb as DFA imagines you must look!

What idiots are referring to, you idiot?

Don Don loves it!

Whaddayou, some kin'a homo 'r sumpin'? Not that there's anything wrong with that and stuff ...

The Doctor figured as much, Greg, you puto loco. It's true about tacking on a vowel to get words in other languages. DFA's Spanish teacher during his Junior year in Highschool referred to this as "Spanglish," and encouraged us, if we couldn't remember a word on a test or whatever, to at least try the Spanglish, as it was often correct. Sayonara.

Greg, Your Espanol is muy malo. Please stick to slinging right-wing party line barbs to avoid further embarrassment. Linguistically yours, Dr. Flash Amazing

Senor Trask, Tu eres muy disgusto. Por favor, no postes mas pictures de animales muertes. Gracias. Tu amigo, El Medico Flash Amazing

Try calling Vertical World?

- That pesto mayo they have at Nature's - Bagels (sesame or cinnamon raisin) - Subaru

Gaaahhhh!!! Nice one.