Dr_Flash_Amazing

It's madness out there. The bar cart has been ransacked, and there appears to be a Trask passed out sans trousers behind the clown face.

190 It's no game of sophistication and skill like the Mini-Putt. One can see how it would appeal to rather base individuals, however.

Rumour has it that if you leave a case of beer under your pillow, the Beef Curtain will let you in on it, too.

Bwa ha ha ha haaaaa! 'Bout time for the Doctor to tee up again, too. FORE!

The Beef Curtain spilled, man! For a case of beer! Sheesh!

Not the crag, ya friggin' dweebus.

Go pick up a 'Portland Area Rock Climbs' book and check out the cover. That there is the Beef Curtain. Oh, and RuMR, the Doctor got your PM, but it was before he saw this thread.

Yeah, probably so. We should, like, uh, bomb those, um, like, raghead terrorists and stuff. And, like, like shave their beards and make them, eat, you know, like, make them, like, eat bacon and stuff. Yeah.

*cue theme from 'Rocky'* 17 UNDER PAR, SUCKAZ. Dr. Flash Amazing is the undisputed internet mini-golf champion. The CHAMPION, dammit! Now how does one take a "screen shot" to preserve this moment for posterity?

Gracias.

'leven under, and droppin' like US bombs on Saddam, yo.

9 under!

Let's see that shit, Mr. Young Arnold Palmer!

Hell is a Domo-Kun? Besides one of those angry-looking stickless Fudgesicle-type fellows?

FUCKINGSTUPIDASSGOLFGAMEFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK! *ahem*

6 under, y'all Caddyshackin'-ass bitches in some trouble now, bes' believe dat!

4 under!

DFA still can't break 2 under. Back to the links!

How'd you do that?! Two under par.

http://www.hekkuli.org/~hekkuli/flash/midgetgolf.swf So far DFA has gotten 12 over par and 2 over par. Now someone else step up and dive into the inanity!

Hard to say, Trask, as Dr. Flash Amazing has never been presented with a draft to dodge. If one comes up, though, DFA will let you know. From Canada.

At the age one neglects to register for selective service.

How d'you know DFA finds nothing you say interesting? b/c you are soooooooooooo predictable and transparent. it's soooooooooo easy to guess what you'd say