Dr_Flash_Amazing

Yeah, probably so. We should, like, uh, bomb those, um, like, raghead terrorists and stuff. And, like, like shave their beards and make them, eat, you know, like, make them, like, eat bacon and stuff. Yeah.

*cue theme from 'Rocky'* 17 UNDER PAR, SUCKAZ. Dr. Flash Amazing is the undisputed internet mini-golf champion. The CHAMPION, dammit! Now how does one take a "screen shot" to preserve this moment for posterity?

Gracias.

'leven under, and droppin' like US bombs on Saddam, yo.

9 under!

Let's see that shit, Mr. Young Arnold Palmer!

Hell is a Domo-Kun? Besides one of those angry-looking stickless Fudgesicle-type fellows?

FUCKINGSTUPIDASSGOLFGAMEFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK! *ahem*

6 under, y'all Caddyshackin'-ass bitches in some trouble now, bes' believe dat!

4 under!

DFA still can't break 2 under. Back to the links!

How'd you do that?! Two under par.

http://www.hekkuli.org/~hekkuli/flash/midgetgolf.swf So far DFA has gotten 12 over par and 2 over par. Now someone else step up and dive into the inanity!

Hard to say, Trask, as Dr. Flash Amazing has never been presented with a draft to dodge. If one comes up, though, DFA will let you know. From Canada.

At the age one neglects to register for selective service.

How d'you know DFA finds nothing you say interesting? b/c you are soooooooooooo predictable and transparent. it's soooooooooo easy to guess what you'd say

12 over par!

Hey, we must know some of the same Nigerians! Someone from the Ministry of Finance sent DFA a fax just the other day!

Well, it looks like we're on the same page, then; the yin and the yang of boredom and predictable dreck on the internet. So fuck off.

How d'you know DFA finds nothing you say interesting? Dr. Flash Amazing finds plenty of the things that plenty of people say to be interesting. However, certain things are painfully boring to behold; the as-dictated-by-Coors antics of most All-American Men being one of them (e.g. drooling over babes in bathing suits, strippers, breast implants, etc. -- is it all really that exciting?). And the "you're gay" rejoinders from certain people are pretty well-worn and predictable, too. Plus, indicating that you find someone's post boring is a good way to start some shit. And look, it works!

Well, you're still as hilarious as you never were. Keep it up, champ! You'll be a regular Carrot Top 'fore too long!

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