Dr_Flash_Amazing

12 over par!

Hey, we must know some of the same Nigerians! Someone from the Ministry of Finance sent DFA a fax just the other day!

Well, it looks like we're on the same page, then; the yin and the yang of boredom and predictable dreck on the internet. So fuck off.

How d'you know DFA finds nothing you say interesting? Dr. Flash Amazing finds plenty of the things that plenty of people say to be interesting. However, certain things are painfully boring to behold; the as-dictated-by-Coors antics of most All-American Men being one of them (e.g. drooling over babes in bathing suits, strippers, breast implants, etc. -- is it all really that exciting?). And the "you're gay" rejoinders from certain people are pretty well-worn and predictable, too. Plus, indicating that you find someone's post boring is a good way to start some shit. And look, it works!

Well, you're still as hilarious as you never were. Keep it up, champ! You'll be a regular Carrot Top 'fore too long!

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Fortunately, most men are dumb enough to convince themselves they're gettin' a little and keep buying the lady drinks, regardless of all signs pointing to "no score."

thank dog! there is justice in the world! all in a days work barney imploded I thought it was spontanious dinasoure combustion Quote-a-thon! I like the boxes Yeah, nice effect! Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo ...

thank dog! there is justice in the world! all in a days work barney imploded I thought it was spontanious dinasoure combustion Quote-a-thon!

Some relative of Beefchub, perhaps?

DFA has the Tempest jacket. Granted, he isn't using it to thrash up alpine sufferfests, but it's been a swell piece. It's compact enough to take along just in case, and it stays dry in pretty heavy downpour conditions. Swell wind shell too for those breezy days. The lightweight fabric probably wouldn't take much abuse, though.

Well, how 'bout that? Those things are killer; it looks like they do a kick-ass job. Not as expensive as you might expect, either, although twenty bucks isn't exactly chump change. Did you see the Lost Arrow money clips, too?

DSL.

Alas, Dr. Flash Amazing has been down neither Hell's Corner nor the Illinois. Heard plenty of fun stories about Illinois trips where it snows and you get to put on a frozen wetsuit in the morning, then everyone flips at Green Wall. Or when it rains like hell and the sumbitch is pushing flood stage and everyone almost dies.

learn to spell, moran Isn't it spelled "moron," moron? Oops!

"ever hear of sarcasm you genius?" Don't change the subject, fuckwit. Hey, speaking of the word "fuckwit," what did y'all think of 'Igby Goes Down'? It was worth three dollars at the Laurelhurst, but it was no 'Royal Tennenbaums', despite some thematic similarities.

Isn't it spelled "moron," moron? Oops!

Erik, the boredom simply peaked on Tuesday last week. Monday, rest assured, was boring as all git out. Fuck, man.

This is almost boringer than last Monday. Need some fuckin' coffee or something ... damn.

Are you referring to Ishy-Pishy Falls? Or the Upper Klamath, i.e. Hell's Corner?

There is tons of killer mtn. biking around Ashland, and there's some fun class II-III boating to be had on the Klamath River about an hour away, or cruiser day trips on the Rogue also about an hour away (also permit-controlled "wilderness" boating on the lower Rogue, with mostly class II-III water, plus bears and jet-boats). And Smith is about 3.5 hours away, too, don't forget. Or you can slog around in the alpine on Mt. Thielsen or something.

Maybe it's time to dig out the thorazine before pursuing this liquor debate thing any further. Could clear up a few things.