Dr_Flash_Amazing

What, this morning before work?

Nice how whoever created that homage to the damaging misuse of tire irons bracketed the two chubby thugs with their toothpick-like counterparts, arranged in an arc of aggression stemming from the wicked white-trash witch of outer southeast Portland and revolving around -- nay, closing in on -- poor sweet Nancy K. Oh, the horror!

What a dramatic and poignant photo montage! That evil Harding bitch ruined poor Nancy K! RUINED!

Least Trask ain't a ho, if you catch Dr. Flash Amazing's drift.

Stifle it. You're just jealous 'cause you ain't got it with the clubs no more, limpy.

Awww ... that's just precious, isn't it?

19 under par, you funky-ass freaks!

Mid-.10 slabs always feel like solid .11+!

Scott, you're such a tool. Why the FUCK would you possibly think anyone here would want to see that? I really don't understand you man. I think you're really fucked up and sick. Thanks for the review, Trask. DFA will leave that one unviewed.

Pagetop? But of course ...

Thanks, y'all. Good point about cheap nuts and good cams. DFA is usually of the belief that you get what you pay for (even though you usually have to pay too much for it), and would probably spring for the spendier swag, but you never know, so he had to ask. And a perusal of Metolius' web site reveals no more slung hex things either, only cables.

Oh, yes, there will be no rack without Hexes. Or maybe them Metolius hex jobbies. Do BD Hexes only come wired now? Anybody used the Metolius ones? Any advice on cheapo cams vs. their pricier brethren?

Thx for the beta! Yeah, East Face, RPs, big project, Alan Watts to belay, check the mags next month, etc.

Hello, tradsters - The Doctor has been pondering (just pondering, mind you) the possibility of putting a trad rack together. You know, so Dwayner and that weasel Pope will quit pushing the Doctor down in the sandbox and stealing his lunch money, all the while cackling "tights-wearing sport weenie!" So, in doing some preliminary browsing, DFA stumbled upon ABC Huevos, which are dirty cheap, and Metolius Curve Nuts, which seem nifty. Does anyone have any experience with and thus thoughts about the Huevos vs. other more expensive and well-known nuts? And also about the Curve Nuts? OK, thanks in advance for what will surely be a ton of very helpful information.

*tug tug ... tug tug tug ... YANK YANK YANK* Guilty!

It's madness out there. The bar cart has been ransacked, and there appears to be a Trask passed out sans trousers behind the clown face.

190 It's no game of sophistication and skill like the Mini-Putt. One can see how it would appeal to rather base individuals, however.

Dr. Flash Amazing is no common thief, thank you very little. The Doctor was implying that the climbing gear in question is in fact stolen. Cops are on their way over to dude's house right now, matter of fact. Oops!

Rumour has it that if you leave a case of beer under your pillow, the Beef Curtain will let you in on it, too.

Bwa ha ha ha haaaaa! 'Bout time for the Doctor to tee up again, too. FORE!

The Beef Curtain spilled, man! For a case of beer! Sheesh!

Not the crag, ya friggin' dweebus.

Go pick up a 'Portland Area Rock Climbs' book and check out the cover. That there is the Beef Curtain. Oh, and RuMR, the Doctor got your PM, but it was before he saw this thread.

Stolen.