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JoshK

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  1. Note that a "virgin powder day" in Utah looks to be about 6" of new.
  2. timmy, you in seattle all the time now? What did I miss here?
  3. JoshK

    More Roonyisms!

    I would never buy a mac cause I actually enjoy using software that interoperates with more than 2% of the rest of the world. Anyway, my PC hasn't crashed in years. Or I should say PCs, since I've upgraded during that time. In any event, who cares. Years ago I gave a shit what software or computer people ran or cared about, but I think it's about the most idiotic thing to argue about now.
  4. JoshK

    More Roonyisms!

    And the alternatively? office workers around the world recompiling their kernel and other crap daily!? MS software has plenty of problems, but it sits atop a pile of crap for sure.
  5. Closet SUV driver.
  6. in reality, people have been killing people for thousands of years. I don't buy the shit that the native americans have any more right to this land than anybody else. I used to buy that in elementary school, but then I grew up and realized we all grew out of the same cesspool in asia. Yeah, it's fucking awful that people murdered other people in the name of this country, but it doesn't give excuses for dumb laws in present times.
  7. JoshK

    Tude

    Ouch, and now he resorts to spelling insults, the lowest of message board attacks! BTW, why so hard on M$, aren't they ones that support you and allow you to spray?
  8. JoshK

    Tude

    Ahh, we used to get cavebitch insults instantaniously, now we have to wait all day? Weak.
  9. bwahahaha that's terrible
  10. hear a report from a friend down in yosemite yesterday...70s and beautiful.
  11. OK, for the millionth time, we ain't talking about the damn jibbers. Read up a bit. We are talking about all the wanks who can barely ski a blue run who ride twin tips now cause they are the latest fad. I'm sure if I had some desire to land on my skis backwards than twintips would be great to me too. Twin tip
  12. JoshK

    top posters list?

    Damn those avatars. I have a lot more spraying to do.
  13. I pee in any alpine lake first to test it's safety for crossing.
  14. I was just pointing out that all ski lengths and shapes have been fads Most changes have been changes that actually increase performance...parabolic shaping, larger sidecuts, shorter skis, fatter skis, etc. You can't say this about twin tips.
  15. JoshK

    lil help

    I assume you mean strongbad? http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html
  16. listening to Bob Dylan's voice is like listening to nails across a chalkboard.
  17. kitten, is that sinade o'conner?
  18. OK, finally somebody explained it. i was gonna ask you ,scott, who the tool in your avatar pic was. May I ask, why the pic of him? I liked your pic from castlevania or whatever it was much better. this dude looks like stiffler from american pie when it's all shrunk down.
  19. Don't most skis last longer than any Salomon ski? Josh"I'ma a super hardman" K - Twin tips are a fad. Short skis are a fad. Long skis were a fad (80's). Short skis were a fad before that (70's). WTF is your point? My point was that they were a fad, just like you said. Apparently I wasn't clear enough or something.
  20. A business man is boarding an airplane and asks to be reseated next to an empty seat so that he can work on his laptop. He is disappointed when the flight attendent tells him that the plane is completely full, so he'll have so sit next to others. He sits down in his seat and his disappointment disappears when a gorgeous woman takes the seat next to him. As the plane takes off the woman begins to chat with him. She asks what he is doing and he responds that he is flying out for a business trip. He responds by asking her the same thing and is quite intrigued by the response. "Well, I am a research doctor, specializing in sexual issues and medicine. I am actually on my way to sexual addicts conference" Inspired by his luck, he decides to ask a question that he has always pondered. "Well, then, you may be able to answer a question I have. Is it really true that black men have the largest penises of all males?" She responsds "no, that is actually a common misconception. Native americans actually have the largest, followed by Jewish men, and third are rednecks." He is surprised but fascinated by this response. As the plane ride goes on they talk more and more. After landing, the man decides he cannot pass on an opportunity this good. "Excuse me, miss. I've had a wonderful time chatting with you, would you like to get dinner sometime?" Visibly charmed, she replies "Why certainly, I would love too, but I don't think I ever even got your name." The man responds "Oh, I'm sorry, my name is Tonto Lebowitz, but my friends call me Bubba."
  21. JoshK

    top posters list?

    Cool, I've seen that, but sometimes people post lists of the top 25, etc. That's what I was wondering about.
  22. JoshK

    top posters list?

    Every once in a while you guys post a list of the top sprayers. How can we view that?
  23. holy shit. that guy is lucky. so is the jackass cop who nearly capped him.
  24. Damn. All I got to say is if you *are* fer reals, I hope I meet you someday on the slopes, man. Dressed like that, you *gotta* shred. There is nothing wrong with the 80s man, a hellavu lot better than the 90s and 00s if ya ask me, in fact.
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