JoshK

pocket rocket, despite how good of a ski it may or may not be, became the ultimate wanker ski this year. Seriously, every fucking blue run REI shopping jackass on the hill was riding pocket rockets this year. 99 out of 100 of them probably didn't even know what a twin tip ski was. Oh yeah, twin tip skis are fucking gay.

Holy shit, that's fucking awful.

But they aren't pics of you in the alpine, they are pics of you in front of a fuckin' blue screen, dude.

Ahh, you bore me, you passive agressive homo.

ExtrehomoMountainDude, are you for real, man? What's up with your outfit and your website? I hate to break it to you, but 1985 ended like 18 years ago.

Wow, glad to hear everything turned out alright. At the risk of sounding like a complete idiot, what do you mean by "otters" in stuart lake? I though they were an ocean species?

"Comes with an ultralight compression stuff sack and cotton muslin storage bag " But it's ultralight! Also, what's a muslin storage bag? Is that one of them things they wear on their heads!??! BWAHHAAH

ACtually, fuck the kelty, I'm sure that weight is BS anyway. For your needs I'd get the REI sub kilo bag: http://www.rei.com/online/store/ProductDisplay?catalogId=40000008000&langId=-1&storeId=8000&productId=11449612 They are actually pretty decent for the price. It's a pertex shell and decent quality down. 20 degrees, 2lbs 1oz, and only $209.

Well, here is a 30 degree bag for $250 exactly: http://www.rei.com/online/store/ProductDisplay?storeId=8000&catalogId=40000008000&productId=13818390&parent_category_rn=4500514 they pack decent packs, but mountainsmith is new to sleeping bags as of last year. If you believe Kelty, for $150 you can get a "25 degree" bag that's 2 pounds: http://www.rei.com/online/store/ProductDisplay?catalogId=40000008000&langId=-1&storeId=8000&productId=47650379

I saw that one too, but he said under 2lbs. That's more like 2lbs 6 or 7oz. In reality, I think if you want a sub 2lb bag of that range, you are looking at more than what you want to spend.

crackbolter, the down booties are cool, I've seen them, but are a total ripoff. $85 for booties made from recycled scraps of epic is a joke. For that price, the customer should be able to choose colors at the very least. I'd like a pair of booties, but I cannot justify the extra $50+ over some cheapo sierra designs booties which work just fine.

lie detector tests are easy to fool. It's your mind, you can control what it puts out.

redbull is all I need

Yeah, I can see that. the dynafits are awesome for general touring, but I plan on getting another setup ASAP for difficult descents. For long miles of touring and anything less than difficult descents, they rock however.

Hmm...do you have one of those office space jobs where you could basically just stop showing up and stop doing any work and they still wouldn't notice? If not, I would do just that...simply not come in several days a week and go climbing instead. When they ask you where you were, just make up obvious bullshit excuses. If it keeps up for 4 to 6 weeks, they should most likely fire you.

yeah and you can bike on the birk-gillman to there...so no drunken driving...jsut drunked spinning Did you know the pigs can actually give you a DUI for riding a bike wasted? How fucking idiotic is that?!?!?

I'm looking for a partner for grade VII, 5.12 minimum. When you learn to climb better, we should hook up.

Yeah, SkiSports lived there during school but he's back in Seattle for the summer now. Actually, more to the point, the lucky bastard is in yosemite through memorial day.

The pro weighs 100g less, for whatever that's worth.

Yeha, I have my dynafits cranked as high as they will go. In fact, on terrain where a fall would be deadly, I actually lock the front of the binding into touring mode so that I basically can't release unless I really torque the thing. i suppose a busted knee is better than having a ski pop off on a horribly steep slope. BTW, how does it take 10 minutes to get into dynafits? They certainly aren't as fast as heavier bindings, but it never really takes me more than 30 or 40 seconds even if they are being a pain in the ass.

Hmm, nope, he's right...asscroft is a fucking jackass.

Does anybody else find mounteverest.net a complete wankfest?

Cradle-robber... Well done!

SO JOSH WERE YA SCARED UP THERE, SINCE IT WAS YER FIRST TIME? DONT WORRY I AM SURE STEBBI WAS GENTLE AT 1ST!!!! No, I was talking about Dalius. But you are still a sick bastard.

I fell your pain man. I also seem to have trouble leaving expensive electronics on the top of cars.