Son_of_Caveman

Can I be in the KTK?? I'll volunteer to climb RB...

I could've gone all day without that image. How does a blonde turn the light on after having sex? She kicks the car door open.

How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin!

[ 05-03-2002, 11:49 AM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]

I know, I heard all about it. We're all still laughing about your meager dimensions. hehehe ...the gal's recommend implants.

Note to Larry the Tool- Hassle me, Mother Fucker and you won't get shit. I'll plead the 5th, ask for my attorney to be present, and let you arrest me. Then I'll file a goddamn civil liberties suit on your ass so fast it'll make your pinhead spin. up yours, MF

I prefer wearing my rack to work. It's a nice compliment to the lacy bra and panties I lounge around in. Marv Albert's got nuttin' on my action.

I prefer spotted "Stihl's to ya!!"

SPRAY ON, FUDGE-PACKER [ 05-03-2002, 09:06 AM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]

GRIZZLEY BEAR OF THE MONTH

quote: Originally posted by Pepper Boy: "Lick It Up . . . Lick It Up . . . Yeah - eah - eah" you're just full of yourself aren't you, pepperboy?

I say we go to Caveman's house, pillage his flock, drink all his stout, and smoke all his herb. All in favor, say "Aye"

There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the gramdmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that. He is going to try to feel your breast, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that. But most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that but, don't let him do that, it will disgrace the family.” With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. So, the next day she told her grandmother that her date went just like she had said. "But," she said, "I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried that I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family." P.S. Dwayner, nice breakdown. Dru, take yur vitamins.

...emerald eyes bulge a pouting mouth gapes, a slender body writhes as the dagger ... horns will grow from your head, your pearly skin will turn a burnt red and...

Bone- I've noticed your rougher demeaner lately. Got your black belt finally? [ 05-02-2002, 12:11 PM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]

Wet, wet weekend a-comin'. Best hustle on down to the track and do some indoor cart racing. It's a gas on an otherwise shitty day.

[ 05-02-2002, 10:53 PM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]

You know guys, Sparky and I go way back. He'd never kop to it though. Let me tell y'all a little story about Sparky. It happened in Vegas, when we were there passing through on the roundabout way to Joshua Tree. Anyway, Sparky has alway been very ashamed of his penis because of it's size. He has an extremely small penis and doesn't handle the smirks and guffaws well when his dates make fun of it. It was slow at the tables that night and this cute little thing with big 'taas had been nuzzling up to Sparky all night. So he takes her off to a dark corner and decides he will show her his schlong, hoping maybe later on romance. He unzips his pants, whips out his small pecker, and shoves it into her hand. He sits there in the total darkness, waiting for her reaction. Finally she says, "Thanks for offering Sparky, but you know I don't smoke." [ 05-03-2002, 09:02 AM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]

I hear they taste like chicken.

You gov't roids kill me. Ever thought about a REAL career? Larry, admit it...you were a hall monitor in grade school weren't you?

picture wouldn't come thru [ 05-02-2002, 09:43 PM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]

Two words..."accidents happen".

The KTK climbs year around. The KTK doesn't pussy out because of some fucking lacky lazyasseyed snow-plow wingnut. The KTK kicks it. When summer comes and you boys find comfort on the snow-free, manicured trails, the KTK clan will already have stomped many, many crags. We most likely will be found in Cabo, chasing skirts and fishing for a month or so. [ 05-02-2002, 07:54 PM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]

quote: Originally posted by Pepper Boy: Good to know you're willing to try, though. Where would the race be without the valiant efforts of brave men exploring virgin territory. Assuming your ass is virgin. Bets, anyone? If I needed any shit from you pooper boy, I'd squeeze your head.