Son_of_Caveman

for the next 10 days, it'll be interesting to see what avatars will be absent for that period also.

Well, I just heard on the news this morning that we've just gone through 7 months of 60 degree or less temps. Brrrrrrrr. Summer [should] be just around the corner, and we're all pumped to get out in the mtns. more. How's your reflexs? That home gym rusty with non-use? Was talking to Trask last night and he suggested bringing the "Reflex Test" back up to test you wanker's speed. What the hell, here it is again. http://www.happyhub.com/network/reflex/

Don't feel bad...me too. Guess we're big perverts.

quote: Originally posted by Anna: Yah that too, I guess. Size not matter. Now back to the full rack dangling from the chest dream.... Is it true that most women could care less about a fella's size? I've had so many women say, "Oh my gawd, look at the size of that thing! I'll be torn to bits!" then go on to tell me that size doesn't matter. So what's the real scoop on this deal?

scott'twinkie is sulking, and hanging out with the nerds at slurpiepost.com poor bastard...it sux to be scott

Why I Like Mountain Goats

Who's Mr. Mullet Fatboy? "Squeal like a Pig"

Heh Jake, Dru's no pussy. He may be the Spray King, but he also is a primo Canadian climber. His tick list reads like an encyclopedia. Don't be dissin' while yur pissin'.

Heh Jake, Dru's no pussy. He may be the Spray King, but he also is a primo Canadian climber. His tick list reads like an encyclopedia. Don't be dissin' while yur pissin'.

quote: Originally posted by sk: Here's to you. There is good and bad in every situation IMHO. To Anna and SK, two more ice lovelies- Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager. Forever and ever, Barmen

Fuckin'-A baby!!! Single rocks. I'll get me a woman when I'm 70 and need some slipper fetchin'. Until then, I'm raisin' hell.

WTF?? I thought Dan's use of "Bull Dyke" was pretty humorous. Hey, if the shoe fits.

Anna, That means, women want to get laid once a month when they're ovulating...just for drill if nothing else. That's if they've only been married 5 years or less. After 5, all bets are off Boys. Best start scoping out the office talent. The reason men want it so much, is because women use it as a weapon. That's bullshit. No wonder divorce is a "given" these days. Am I wrong? I don't think so. [ 05-08-2002, 07:25 PM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]

Alright then, we bury the hatchet now. Now let's talk about important shit like gurlz, and booze, and fast cars, and shit like that. And remember, you can't say the "C" word here, save that for your bedroom banter.

Saddle-up Honey! I'm ready if you're not a dog. If you are, let me get good and drunk first.

Hey, I've been bachin' it for 5 years now, and my place is neat as a pin most times. It's easy. Men that can't pick up their socks and shit are just lazy. Those that don't care are slobs. But if we could lick our own balls...yeha! Just foolin' around, I like a good woman as much as the next guy. I just wish they didn't cost so much. (Now, if I just eliminated the body shampoo, that'd save $40 right there). [ 05-08-2002, 07:10 PM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]

You know why dogs lick their balls? Because they can. If men could lick their balls, it'd be adios to the women. Who'd need em' then? DOGS RULE

"Hey, hey, hey, I'm eatin' here...no geezer sex talk." ...just kiddin' Dwayner, you go right ahead and live your fantasys thru the Son of Caveman.

We can dance at a pube club if you want, Larson. I ain't skeer't of you. Marine Recon, SUCKA!

I GOT IT ... I GOT IT

Ideally, you should consume up to three drinks and smoke one to two bowls before you go out. AlpineK would make a good mentor. This ensures that you have a good time, whether or not you’re successful in the sack. A few words of caution, ­don't get too sloppy or you won't make it out the door. OK, you're there at the Pube Club, now what do you do? After socializing with the bros. for awhile, dancing is the easiest way to hook up with the mamas. Think about it, ­tons of gyrating bodies squeezed into a tight space dancing to Snoop's infamous lyrics. Now is your chance, ­you can either wait for the hottie to notice you, or you can chug the rest of your Keystone Light and make your move. Alcohol works in everyone's favor during the sacking process because it makes everyone seem attractive. Beware of getting sloppy drunk, however, because you could regret your choice the morning after. ouch! Once you've found your respective partner, you must decide whether to stay at the pub and lie about your climbing prowess, watch Becky pinch asses, or move on. Low-key petting is fine on the dance floor, but when hands disappear and moaning becomes audible, it is a good idea to find a different location. A room with a bed and no roommates is ideal. One-night stands happen. The sex can be great, or it can last for two minutes and the only thing you remember afterwards is when you fall off the bed due to drunkenness (Cpt. Caveman…take notes). ALWAYS USE A CONDOM and REMEMBER HIS/HER/GOATS NAME. One night stands are one night affairs, with no obligation or commitment to anything further. Kissing somebody or having sex with somebody does not obligate either party to be friends. Don’t worry about staying in touch. You’ll probably bump into each other at the Crags anyway. [ 05-08-2002, 03:12 PM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]

if you're horny, check out jman's latest post "at Muir on Saturday" thread. [ 05-08-2002, 02:25 PM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]

dru, what's all this about you flossing with women's pit hair?? gnarly