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  1. RuMR

    COUGAR

    Well....then I will bring a bottle of lube. whose dick are you going to borrow? no brainer...pink's...
  2. RuMR

    COUGAR

    you have to be gettin' some to be called a cougar... more like a stray, flea bitten, alley cat...
  3. yep...the two most juvenile posters had to post... kev and his bitch, pink
  4. You obviously don't know some of the teenagers that i know...i would be honored to consider myself their equal...
  5. Obviously, they didn't account for trashy...that fokker would walk away with the prize with his man-boobies!!
  6. RuMR

    fuck off

    gives new meaning to the term preacher in the pulpit...
  7. are helmets required?
  8. Great comp...lotta energy...kiddos really enjoyed it...
  9. ahhh pink is touchin' hisself in his special spot!
  10. oh...and poop, in case you forgot, you are still one of our finest douche bagz...coming in second only to dwanus....
  11. the story behind the shirt actually involves one of our finest locals, Steve Swensen... from what i gather, the fellow following had intially been leading the flake, got uber-stuck looking at a really bad fall...our hero, his belayer, Steve, climbed over, around him, reached the belay and set up a haul to get the climber unstuck and out...
  12. RuMR

    Goddamn...

    YEP...100 degrees and 99.9% humidity and bugz...
  13. RuMR

    Goddamn...

    I'm stuck in Alexandria working on a huge beltway interchange...this particular job has literally beat the snot out of me...SUCCKSSSSSSSSSSBBAALLLZZZZZZZZZ I hate northern virginia...strip malls as far as the eye can see...plus, its downright nasty weather in the winter...
  14. RuMR

    Goddamn...

    No. Virginia sucks...
  15. Did you catch his last name?? "Mannhard"...BAWAHAHAHAHA its a joke...got to be...
  16. kev, you were the outcome of the last one...
  17. Kevin, you are too young to know what you are talking about...talk to me in 15 years...
  18. ***YAWN*** stupor bowl...whatever...
  19. FUCKIN' A! HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S SOME FUNNY SHIT... K: "Hey, buddy...what are you doing?" Partner: "just stand real still for a minute..." K: "Duh...ok, what's with the perlon?" Partner: "you'll see, now don't move" K: "OK...did i mention this looks like aid?" Partner: "yeah, several thousand times...now don't move" K: "Duh...ok...say, what do you think about Van Halen??" Partner: "See ya later, ya dumb bastard" K: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIDDDDDDDDDD"
  20. WOOOOHMUTHAFUGGINWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
  21. as much as you fucknuts don't care, my enthusiam more than makes up for it...so SUCKIT!!
  22. i got a whole ton of that stuff leftover...plus, they gave me some kind of "accelerant" that you take with the vicodin...put me into orbit...weird weird dreams...
  23. RuMR

    6 more daze, suckaz!

    Hahahahaha
  24. RuMR

    6 more daze, suckaz!

    not funny at all, bitch... i tripped on the stairs...
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