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whoa, not THAT slimy

I ain't gettin on no pansy sporto slab foo

Hop on lower Heinous Cling and get ready for the ensuing beta storm launched your way. Eye protection from laser pointers is advised. The holds are ticked for your grabbing convenience.

well there's a conversation-stopper

I thought it was some guy taking a leak at first.

damn, in the rain? poor guy.

I don't know. I don't wear a helmet sport climbing but I do on trad...no good reason why one and not the other I guess. I do wear a helmet even when hanging out at places like Beacon Rock or certain areas at Smith. Base of Moscow is one such place. bouldering: I only do that in a gym so I do not wear a helmet. Now back to the chicas!

Hmm, nothing wrong with being smart enough to wear a brain bucket. Unless your helmet has antlers on it or something like that. Antlers, or a black diamond sticker. or other (insert brand here that is not sponsoring me for advertising) sticker

You can barrel into Summit if you take the right turn on the trail. Heart attacks amongst the patrons of Summit ensue.

The Black Swan, Helmsley, Yorkshire Dales 10 years old!

Eyepatches do not aid in judging kicker distances, nor do hooks and peglegs aid in soft landings. Skiing with a parrot on your shoulder would be straight up hilarious though. I might get a fake parrot for this purpose.

Wow, fice find! Talk about a monopoly!

Surely someone has a pirate treasure map of that place scribbled down somewhere. Maybe a skull and crossbones near where the boarders come barreling in from the kicker run from norman's in the twilight.

my truck doesn't even have a gas warning light, but it DOES have a low washer fluid warning light THANK GOD. "Well folks, we're stuck here out of gas, but on the bright side, we will NOT run out of washer fluid" (sighs of relief all around)

I know, I'm always getting lost at Summit

if you are a stilton-sniffing, port-swilling Volvo driver, yes, you might have headlight wipers

they need to hire that one guy who draws virtually every ski area map in the world. don't know who it is, but it has to be one guy cause every ski area looks the same on those things

And when you realize you can't see at night, get out and wash your lights. It's like driving on the moon...only you don't get to drive some cool buggy and play golf with buzz aldrin.

Prepare to be tailgated incessantly. Other than that, not bad. Drove there in February this year. Of course, a storm could hold you up a bit, but they can't afford to let that highway close for long.

more nauseating than telemarking to Dave Matthews songs

busier than an electron 3 femtoseconds after the big bang

Where are these mythical clubsport milfs? Not in the climbing area, I assure you. Are they put in some corral in the evenings? If so, please tell me where this corral is, and when the stampede takes place.

busier than a bar of soap at san quentin

I was cranking 13's until I found this website

One from a friend of my roommate's: "Life is short and hard like a bodybuilding elf."