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The Black Swan, Helmsley, Yorkshire Dales 10 years old!

Eyepatches do not aid in judging kicker distances, nor do hooks and peglegs aid in soft landings. Skiing with a parrot on your shoulder would be straight up hilarious though. I might get a fake parrot for this purpose.

Wow, fice find! Talk about a monopoly!

Surely someone has a pirate treasure map of that place scribbled down somewhere. Maybe a skull and crossbones near where the boarders come barreling in from the kicker run from norman's in the twilight.

my truck doesn't even have a gas warning light, but it DOES have a low washer fluid warning light THANK GOD. "Well folks, we're stuck here out of gas, but on the bright side, we will NOT run out of washer fluid" (sighs of relief all around)

I know, I'm always getting lost at Summit

if you are a stilton-sniffing, port-swilling Volvo driver, yes, you might have headlight wipers

they need to hire that one guy who draws virtually every ski area map in the world. don't know who it is, but it has to be one guy cause every ski area looks the same on those things

And when you realize you can't see at night, get out and wash your lights. It's like driving on the moon...only you don't get to drive some cool buggy and play golf with buzz aldrin.

Prepare to be tailgated incessantly. Other than that, not bad. Drove there in February this year. Of course, a storm could hold you up a bit, but they can't afford to let that highway close for long.

more nauseating than telemarking to Dave Matthews songs

busier than an electron 3 femtoseconds after the big bang

Where are these mythical clubsport milfs? Not in the climbing area, I assure you. Are they put in some corral in the evenings? If so, please tell me where this corral is, and when the stampede takes place.

busier than a bar of soap at san quentin

I was cranking 13's until I found this website

One from a friend of my roommate's: "Life is short and hard like a bodybuilding elf."

That's some of the funniest stuff I've seen in awhile.

ha! that's the classic october post. the kind of post that gets tex and rumr all riled up. Winter's coming when T-line breaks out the snow awning on the entrance!

I think a lot of people would be happy with an unpainted plywood wall with some holds on it if it meant a significant drop in price. That's all a lot of folks are looking for in a gym. No yoga, no shop, nothing fancy, just a stereo and some holds. I have a fun time at the gym, though I had to fire up my crack dealing empire again to pay for it.

score! that bottom signature is Beck from cascadeclimbers.com

sweet can't go wrong there. I hear they do it in the water upside down, go back and do it again!

second photo: is she climbing out of a log jam? and in the first photo: tape ain't sexy on anyone

kaBAM! (not that there's anything wrong with that, etc, etc) and minx: blame it on the rain