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It's got a split lip, I vote goat.

NPR listening scum!

Thanks for cropping your tube socks out of that photo, that would be a little too over the top.

Yosemite in December sucks a lot, but not as much as putting your testicles on an anvil and smacking them with a hammer, so if it comes down to a choice, make the right one. For the record, I'm at home wherever I live. Got a nice couch?

How long have you been jacking Mormons?

I did it a couple years ago in May, it was a great outing, and on a day that Ellinor was likely crawling with folks, we saw no one else.

I thought you should just strap one to your helmet to prevent being benighted. Maybe California climbers are just extra dark, or would that be dense?

If I had a picture to prove it, well, I'd be rich, wouldn't I? Then I'd have much better hair.

post up Arch, let's see your hippie camoflage!

<begin cat digression> You have a good memory! Trango died the winter before, that's Nero, who disappeared a little more than a year ago, I think he got adopted by a family of coyotes. <end cat digression>

Actually it was the first haircut at all since 1972. You don't ever have to cut it cuz it stops by itself. 1986

2000, first short haircut since 1972

Illumination Saddle, Feb 1981

When I was a newbie to this board I once sincerely responded via PM to a troll from Texplorer "looking to learn how to put in bolts." He politely refrained from responding.

Personally, I wish there was an additional day in between now and Friday, I just have too damn much to do. I really love the freedom to schedule my time that comes with self employment, I can work any 60 hours of the week I want to!

We've been needing someone additional in the position for a long time, this will be of immeasurable benefit to the board. It would be hard to find a better candidate with both the skills and the dedication to this place, as well as a deep appreciation for the art of Spray.

You know Skeletor is a sport climber, while I'll bet He-man favors wide cracks.

Rumor has it that Humble Ted Awesome has moved to the eastside of the state and that religion has moved up a notch in his pantheon of hobbies. Drederek made a sighting awhile ago... As far as independent companies being subsumed into a larger corporation, hey, it's not all bad. Look what it's done for A5 That said, Prana went down the fashion path long ago, and since most folks on this site are only concerned that they will still make snug little sport tops for sport climbing eye candy, there's not much to be worried about. Of course, they may expand to include the plus-size market...

I saw this show last Thursday in Olympia at the climbing gym, it was pretty cool. He just buzzed over the bloody photo and offered no story to go with it. You'll know most of the best shots from the Kichatna trip from Joe Puryear's TR, but the China stuff was pretty great. Be sure and chat him up about logistics, I think they spent under $2k each (including airfare) for 5 weeks in some pretty big mountains with so much first ascent opportunity. There's a shot of him showing off his watch (one does have to keep the sponsors happy), but he didn't respond when asked if they had an offical timer with them. It was great watching the 8 year old gym rats plead with him to autograph their shoes, which he graciously did. Few enough are the rock star moments for an alpine climber. Good show, I recommend it.

No no, experience suggests you should never fart when you have a sparkler sticking out of your ass.

A.S.A.S. Drops Wife Beater Tee Shirts for Mesh Half Shirts as Official Uniform

No beans up your nose.

Don't put those wires in your mouth.

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder I'm pretty sure it's someone's demon.