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quote: Originally posted by sk: I got e-mail this am claiming I would never have to pay for porn again That's what happens when you go to those kind of websites

quote: Originally posted by iain: I thought they agreed that she would be providing the hot lunch Actually, she said we're going out, but I didn't know the 'Y' had a restaurant

quote: Originally posted by iain: I thought they agreed that she would be providing the hot lunch She IS the lunch, dude.

Are we talking about invoking the 5th Amendment right off the bat? I am curious, as I will probably end up in this situation eventually. Greg W

TLG - just in case you are jewish, remind me not to go hiking in the desert with you

Great. Now I have to go run a bakery truck off the 520 bridge into the Lake

quote: Originally posted by RobBob: Trask on Haute Route: Turn around, Trask!!! There's a cougar behind you!!! RUN

quote: Originally posted by RobBob: he's not on this expedition, is he? web page "Horsecock" probably takes on a whole new meaning on that expedition.

I don't think he is joking, SK. I have it on good authority that he bought several St. Bernard dogs with those little kegs of liquor on their collars. The only Matterhorn Trask is climbing is at Disneyland. Greg W

Dr. Flacid Annoying - Master Dolphin Flogger

quote: Originally posted by trask: DFA = Biatch Trask - Master of the Bleeding Obvious

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Remember, artificial holds are aid. They may be aid, but they look good bouncing around on stage!!

Maybe he meant "Class 4" and up

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: what a drag those cpr renewals are I got one today at 6 PM with Britney Spears. Cant miss it Remember Ray, vigorous breast massage saves lives!

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: quote:Originally posted by Greg W:

quote: Originally posted by Heywood Jablowme: ...on a cold, wet bivy. Heywood, sleeping in the wet spot doesn't qualify as a "wet bivy".

quote: Originally posted by mattp: Freshiez kill. Matt, Freshiez don't kill people, people on runaway skis kill people.

quote: Originally posted by Peter Puget: Greg - Turn that frown upside down!!!! Peter Puget = Mr. Rogers (of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood)?

quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: that's horrible, greg w! Did you miss the day in Health class where they talked about sex and said that men respond to visual stimulus? Shake that moneymaker, sweetie, and you'll see.

quote: Originally posted by trask: Trask has tried them all. He prefers midget trim with flat heads and false teeth. Don't forget the big ears. Gotta have big ears.

quote: Originally posted by sk: I said it wasn't a bad thing All I am trying to say is that there are girls out there that climb relitvly hard that are pretty and as nice to look at as any surfer girls. Sheesh, I have to stick up for my own kind Sound a little defensive, there. Ease up, hon.

quote: Originally posted by sk: hell girls that swim alot have BIG shoulders AND you can bounce a quarter off their firm little buttocks. What's your point?

Thanks for the link, Erik. Restores a little faith in people.

I saw the topic and thought, "Lions. There's no way Scot'Marmot would climb there, he's scared of cougars!" Greg W