Greg_W

Kick Scot'mot's lifeless body up the trail ahead of you for the bear and cougars. Conditions will probably be Grade VI M6 5.Dirt A5+

Real men climb offwidths Is that what you call it when your boyfriend climbs on top of you? Sick bastard.

There's no way you can move fast with that much gear; I'd ditch the sling.

Fuckin' A Gotta let the boys swing free and easy.

Don't you mean a "ba bah bah-ing sheep fucker?"

Now why does she gotta go and say shit like that?

THat makes you a banning motherfucker.

I love that tree, but I'm glad Sisu cut the one down at Index. WE should take out the ones near pitch 3 of GNS, too; they make that pitch a little slippery.

C'mon people. Alex, I know you and TimL got out. How was the Cascade Pass dook scene?

What's this "was a nerd" shit? You're an engineer, dude; where d'ya think you fall in the social spectrum with that job title? Hint: no where near "stone cold mackasaurus" or "heptronic rad-daddy-o". Hey, I replace the tape on my glasses monthly and stopped wearing black socks with my sandals to mow the lawn. C'mon, I'm dope yo. I've got great taste in music, too; that MC Hammer is one whack homie.

Put a message in the "I saw you" column of the "Stranger". "I saw you nipping out at the base of Godzilla on the Lower town wall with a bunch of fags. I want you. Call me." Who know, ML, it might work. hehehe

Had some good dooks this weekend. Almost lost one in the middle of a scary-ass pitch. How 'bout everyone else? Here's one I never saw before: one of our buddies takes the Enquirer into the outhouse at the campground. !!!!???? Who stays in there that long? Feel free to share, this is a dookie-safe place.

Thanks, ferny; as a gesture of good international relations, I'll even let you buy me a beer.

Same as I said before, that I doubt the truth of this story. Is it so impossible for you to believe that violence CAN exist close to home? I say carry a hickory pick handle in the backseat and watch Eastwood in "Pale Rider" before you leave.

You're also a somewhat attractive chic, so you probably get a pass.

Nice job, spanky. hehehe

You warm the cockles of my heart, fudgepacker.

Not really, but we did rap off of something like that that flexed like a sonofabitch.

I'm not trask but I hear that... especialy if you happen to be wearing a short skirt You're telling me!!!

Nice, Dru, real nice.

Bite your tongue!!!!! hehehe

I'll be up there in a couple weeks...and I ain't hiding the fact that I'm an American . That is totally fucked. What do all you peaceloving motherfuckers have to say now?

Fag

Same with slide alder, heather, grass, and other miscellaneous leafy shit. I was even liking Devils Club there for a bit.

Afghanistan was not signatory to the Geneva Convention, for one. Two, lawyers have nothing to do with it; this is not a civil or criminal trial, they are prisoners of war. By the way, the Japs did this to many of our men in WWII. Can you say Bataan Death March? Sure, I knew you could.