What's this "was a nerd" shit? You're an engineer, dude; where d'ya think you fall in the social spectrum with that job title? Hint: no where near "stone cold mackasaurus" or "heptronic rad-daddy-o".
Hey, I replace the tape on my glasses monthly and stopped wearing black socks with my sandals to mow the lawn. C'mon, I'm dope yo.
I've got great taste in music, too; that MC Hammer is one whack homie.