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Greg_W

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  1. "Please, honey, don't let me go..." More like: "Please tree, don't fall off the rock, I'm too young to die."
  2. There's a fine line between "hugging" and "clinging to out of a desire not to die."
  3. I had the unfortunate joy to be involved in a similar action when I lived in Texas. The shit was real and really scary as we were similarly outnumbered. We made it out of there, barely. To my knowledge none of it was ever known or publicized. I can believe that this type of shite was swept under the rug, especially given the laissez-faire attitude that the RCMP fucks displayed, according to the story.
  4. DDT for the bugs and Agent Orange for what the Napalm doesn't get.
  5. Kick Scot'mot's lifeless body up the trail ahead of you for the bear and cougars. Conditions will probably be Grade VI M6 5.Dirt A5+
  6. Real men climb offwidths Is that what you call it when your boyfriend climbs on top of you? Sick bastard.
  7. There's no way you can move fast with that much gear; I'd ditch the sling.
  8. Fuckin' A Gotta let the boys swing free and easy.
  9. Don't you mean a "ba bah bah-ing sheep fucker?"
  10. Now why does she gotta go and say shit like that?
  11. THat makes you a banning motherfucker.
  12. I love that tree, but I'm glad Sisu cut the one down at Index. WE should take out the ones near pitch 3 of GNS, too; they make that pitch a little slippery.
  13. C'mon people. Alex, I know you and TimL got out. How was the Cascade Pass dook scene?
  14. Greg_W

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    What's this "was a nerd" shit? You're an engineer, dude; where d'ya think you fall in the social spectrum with that job title? Hint: no where near "stone cold mackasaurus" or "heptronic rad-daddy-o". Hey, I replace the tape on my glasses monthly and stopped wearing black socks with my sandals to mow the lawn. C'mon, I'm dope yo. I've got great taste in music, too; that MC Hammer is one whack homie.
  15. Put a message in the "I saw you" column of the "Stranger". "I saw you nipping out at the base of Godzilla on the Lower town wall with a bunch of fags. I want you. Call me." Who know, ML, it might work. hehehe
  16. Had some good dooks this weekend. Almost lost one in the middle of a scary-ass pitch. How 'bout everyone else? Here's one I never saw before: one of our buddies takes the Enquirer into the outhouse at the campground. !!!!???? Who stays in there that long? Feel free to share, this is a dookie-safe place.
  17. Thanks, ferny; as a gesture of good international relations, I'll even let you buy me a beer.
  18. Same as I said before, that I doubt the truth of this story. Is it so impossible for you to believe that violence CAN exist close to home? I say carry a hickory pick handle in the backseat and watch Eastwood in "Pale Rider" before you leave.
  19. You're also a somewhat attractive chic, so you probably get a pass.
  20. Nice job, spanky. hehehe
  21. You warm the cockles of my heart, fudgepacker.
  22. Not really, but we did rap off of something like that that flexed like a sonofabitch.
  23. I'm not trask but I hear that... especialy if you happen to be wearing a short skirt You're telling me!!!
  24. Nice, Dru, real nice.
  25. Bite your tongue!!!!! hehehe
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