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  1. this kinda shit never concerns me (despite having taught a few kids who buy this kinda crap hook, line n' sinker) - morons will exist regardless of how good a job i do of teaching - and as a proper jeffersonian i'm unafraid of any argument, however inane, so long as reason and logic inform the conversation. the problem of course is the people who read a site like this and then never do any of their own thinking on the matter, and have neither a capacity nor an inclination for rational thought - but these people would be a fucking menace in all but the most totalitarian of states. there's nothing to do w/ them but laugh at 'em, maintain a safe distance, milk 'em for tax dollars, and enlist them as cannon fodder whenever we need to go bomb the shit outta some nation full of brown folks to sum up, and i quote jake blues - "i hate illinios nazis!"
  2. worth noting too that mlk was not the pure moralist he's often painted as - but then few american heroes, honkozoid or otherwise, tend to live up to the marble edifices chipped into the american psyche. the fbi quotes reported on that website from the alleged gang-bang the night before mlk was killed though are fucking priceless! wish i had time to research the veracity of it all as it's just too goddamn funny to be true. but fuck all that noise about eliminating the mlk holiday dammit - ya gotta have the extra day for the weekend in winter to get after the fun stuff!
  3. i like the selected rap quote section the most meself - against the backdrop of inane animosity of some jerkoff honkey it's nice to be reminding that dumbasses still come in all colors.
  4. Erik, i thought having a wife meant your old smelly shit dissapears at random when you aren't looking? this is why all my shit is hidden out in the garage she dares not enter... recently saving my old climbing shoes turned out for the best - i was able to recylce the shoelaces!
  5. that's alright - turns out i gotta play pater familias till 430 or so anyway now...
  6. can anyone be out there more like 330 or so? we could go ahead and get some tr's set up for the slow-puke-cubicle-fawks...if it's not till 5 i gotta go home first and that always throws a large element of uncertainity into the equation
  7. personally - don't think you have nearly enough climb'n shoes wtf? you got like half a dozen pairs! or ar eyou like me and unable to cut the cord on all those old pairs that really just need to be tossed out?
  8. ha! was half-way through reading this one when said "wtf? i thought john had a girlfriend? what the hell's he doing climbng ice w/ strange chix? " then i noted the tooth icon the intials and the location and i felt a little smarta - nice trip - our ever-eager boy appears to rapidly be convertng you to the dark-sde - the force must be way weak w/ you!
  9. really ddn't wanna see ths one sans garb
  10. wednsday or thursday wor for me
  11. nonsense my good sir - for it is spray she most clearly desires!
  12. wat! found t! "then one summer - at band camp - i shoved my quiver halfway up my..." "really?" "yeah - why the hell else do you thin people go ice-climbing?
  13. yeah - wtf? inoticed that shit too - i was just bummed i couldn't find a better riff
  14. shoulda just hoofed on up to the muir hut n' fired up a bowl!
  15. scenc: oleg contemplatng a very cold wndy ne face of johannesburg
  16. the images load painfully slow
  17. ivan

    Lord Vader

    bah - the dar side's so wussed out! he flailed on magnet and stuffed animal
  18. ivan

    asgzdxhfjhgrg

    O_W: Sadly, I haven't. But now I'll have to go where many a nerd has gone before and download. ivan - re: mikey as a ST character - Counselor Deanna Troi. Go here and insert your "online knowledge" of mike if you don't believe me. Use any answer that revolves around "sensing hostility"; it's only 10 questions. badass - usng my advanced nowledge of the clown puncher the quz spat out the followng results: "Hmmm... a definite Tactical mind. Every problem has a simple solution in your book - usually involving explosions and knives. You're blunt but effective, perfect for the blue shirt of a Security Chief."
  19. ivan

    asgzdxhfjhgrg

    burn hollywood burn!
  20. ivan

    asgzdxhfjhgrg

    so - if mikey was a trek character who would he be? i'm thinking quark from DS9? dru - re: sig - you mean like a servant who chuckles a little bit n' sings?
  21. subscripton to alpinism! yum - climbng porn! tricyle for the daughter! plus a wagon plus a fuc'n huge bear - ruby slppers - prncess dress -etc.! got enough cash to maybe get a membershp at a local jont w/ a clmbng wall
  22. your bac yard?!? the commitment! damn - wish i was there to see it!
  23. he didn't do nothing wrong!
  24. ivan

    999!

    how can such a high-quality clibmer be such a low-quantity sprayer?
  25. ivan

    asgzdxhfjhgrg

    the fed presdent was the father from DP and the archealogst was the school headmaster - he ded qucly n the epsode pcard was tempted to leave the enterprse (later all humanods were revealed to have been seeded 5 BYA w/ a genetclly encoded message showng we're all one!)
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