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  1. ivan

    Alice n Chains

    dude - jar o' flies is so much better! "don't follow" is fawk'n brain-butter...
  2. ivan

    TUAN TUAN DIRECT

    this route really ought not be more than 4th class...
  3. how is it that dru hasn't chimed in w/ "the best route on hood in march is the one having the most fun?" the boy is seriously slipping... if you also meant easiest bhawth, then the standard s side route is your answer
  4. i like to put famous quotes up on the wall 'round my room - i even quoted myself - "98% of all statistics are made up on the spot"
  5. funny, i knew i was screwing that part of the joke up and actually spent a minute trying to figure out what the hell kinda doctor treated bob dole-syndrome but after seeing the words "erectile dysfunction" at least 30 times in 2 minutes i said fuck it, only someone who has ED will catch the slip-up
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    Enchainments

    grain-alcohol and rainwater turn up the radiator - they can sweat out the fat molecules
  7. And yet, evolutionarily, better to breed with someone from far away to give your offspring a larger gene pool. yes - the viking model - sail across sea, sail up river, kill strange men, take strange women back home
  8. that joke was wayan's brothers approved, 'fore anyone gets all pissy - apparently it ain't racist if you're dog'n your own people
  9. reminds me of the joke - why'd the black man wear a suit to his proctologist? tvash - care to answer in the appropriate dialect?
  10. if there was no racism, "full metal jacket" would be a much less funny movie
  11. yocum's ridge
  12. stereotypes serve a certain evolutionary purpose - large, hairy thing w/ many sharp teeth? probably not a critter i want to be near. person different than me? probably here to steal my shit - kill! civilized folk are compelled to be congnizant of their inate racism and control it with their good judgement
  13. check w/ al gore, he should have lots, and feel free to lounge around his palatial estate while you're there, turn the thermostate up to "rio de janiero", take a couple dozen hot showers, leave your car running outside - maybe leave the fridge door open while eating your rain-forest-deforestation-fed steak?
  14. no - consigilere
  15. a number - another summer - sound of the funky drummer
  16. ever noticed about the only folks in the world worried'bout being racist are honkefied? asians - racist as shit latinos - racist as shit would try to comment on the other races but don't have as much experience what you say means nothing - what you think/feel does
  17. bill - i hope you haven't gone all comic book on us!
  18. follow the path of least resistance - that path might well not include the old pearly gates for a long time to come - go left, young man, go left when it disappears, it will leave just scarey rock in its place if you insist on the pearly gates, take a second tool and some gumption
  19. alert level tauntaun!
  20. ivan

    Donate

    regretably i have problems honestly answering a number of those questions they ask in the way they want to allow me the privilege of them spiking me
  21. perhaps b/c they would have then had a common frame of reference? the test would be what she would say to a negress then, eh?
  22. have you hung out w/ huge black women? very different experience than hanging out w/ big white chicks - better actually. since the experience is different, actually refering to it in language is helpful. course the chick you overheard could still be an asshole.
  23. i'm not racist - i just really, really hate honkeys
  24. ivan

    Donate

    must be nice to have the option!
  25. word i'll always have a soft spot in my heart for the appalachian trail though - well, maybe a semi-hard spot - in the cockles area - a gooey-ish-sorta-like-the-first-chick-i-banged-but-she-was-really-ugly-but-that-didn't-much-matter-'cuz-so-was-i-kinda place - except for the AT through new jersey - that's more like having sex w/ someone's dead grandmother, and you'd have to be a real sick fuck to appreciate that kinda thing seneca rocks is great too, especially when they're blasting at the quarry a coupla miles away the rest we can give back to the terrorists if they'll let us defile our ancestors in peace
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