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ivan

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  1. way left of the hogsback - the pg, right of the hogsback have 2 options, left and right (the old standard way)
  2. wayne, you got the 3.5 in there?
  3. ivan

    the queens of spray

  4. i used 30$ synthethic mitts from rei - perfect
  5. bullshit! we all know that mother fucker is cindy69!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. christ, dissappear for a fawk'n day n' everyone starts misspelling yer fawk'n name! mike n' i, on my first attempted ascent of yw sans guide did the first 2 1/2 pitches proper, then went stupid right just short of the pin anchors (my fault, but fawk, there's pins up that slab and seemed logical at the time! - i have no giddamn memory of what happened after that short of the memory of abject fear while wallowing through endless amounts of moss n' shit until i lead out, at least 2 pitches later after following some very hard shit mike did, on the last bit of rock w/ desperate holds requiring cleaning 3 or 4 inches of leaf and ant-shit - i whined a particuliar tune of bruce springstein that vouched safe my immortal soul and gave me the proper nubbin in some ways, i prefer that first ascent of the proto-yw more than any other
  7. it don't matter - i had some ghetto booties - if it's really shitty out, you can step into your plastic shells w/ them on - just don't go for a piss down the rescue gully wearing them
  8. minimum of a 1/2 'z and lotza, lotza candy bars, hot chocolate, fruit pieces and other munchables a med kit stocked w/ morphine was also critical for the week sitting at an utterly abandoned basecamp while waiting for the weather to clear so i could get back to beer-land come to think of that, stash at least 10 liters of wine in your basecamp cache - 2 liters? what the fuck were we thinking? that lasted about an hour....
  9. ivan

    trekkies

    this makes me want to download in my pants
  10. i don't get into bible quoting contests w/ nuns nor do i argue the law w/ matlocks
  11. driving a POS with a trunk has worked for me, thus far - that and the inside looks like a rio de janierian slum
  12. best loser
  13. ivan

    300

    i heard the movie didn't show leonidas' corpse being used as a football though - man, why leave that bit out?
  14. they said it couldn't be done!!!
  15. we lack the proper emoticon to summarize my feelings on this one
  16. did you wear socks w/ your shoes so yer pecker wouldn't shrivel up? ommmm, naked slab fall, yum....
  17. Last season on Rainier was one of the safest on record with no fatalities only two very very minor injuries. Hopefully this upcoming season will follow with the same results. probably helped that the park was completly shut down for 1/4 of the year?
  18. ivan

    Name that Move

    it's miller time!!!!
  19. well, to me, yet another law i won't be observing...
  20. scenic/alpine? - Mt Triumph Heather humor - the jesus wine-keg: why you do this to me timmy?
  21. ivan

    Spring Is Here!

    get'n geared up for a FSA?
  22. voodoo witches! heretics!
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