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Everything posted by ivan
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holy shit, the trail that leads to half dome in yos is perhaps the most incredible mind-bending example of waht a hell of a lot of folks w/ hammers and pick-axes can render out of stone - like walking in minas tirith i tell ye!
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that movie was the source of my favorite black joke, which i figure i'm pre-approved to tell 'cuz it was told by a black guy: why did the black man wear a business suit to see his urologist? .... he figured if he was gonna be impotent, he wanted to look im'po'tant thanks you wayans bros. as to the governemtn needing to hire folks, hey, the marines are always looking for a few good men! be the first one on your block to come back w/ a confirmed kill!
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bill can actually drag his gear, his bolts, and his gun quite a long way if there's a rumor of choss to be had in the greater pdx area - i must also admit that his method of detering meth-heads from fucking w/ his ride while he's away is infinitely superior to my own
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turns out, extorting people who really could give a shit ain't such a great idea, eh?
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brain size is totally overated - look at kids - tiny brains - but hey, they sure are smart, how many of them are working 80 hour weeks? on the other hand, neadertals had much larger brains than us, and they hung out w/ paulie shore!
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i'd tell bill to double his meds too, but i'm afraid that might make the rest of his hair fall out
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at least we have the cascades and yosemite
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ivan is about as offensive as a human being can get. there's hope for you i'm sure oprah will be able to dry whatever tears she sheds over what some loser-honkey wrote on a climbing website about her off quite quickly w/ one of the ben franklin century notes she uses to also wipe her ass with can billionares actually get offended, or do they staff that out? hey, at least i didn't point out that oprah's nose is much bigger!
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I don't respond to your posts but will make an exception this time. Just put the metal in your mouth and squeeze the trigger already, I'll loan give you the bullet. Pick one: bill, did you not see star wars? strike tvash down and he'll only come back more powerful than you can possibly imagine
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i differ in my philosophy - i don't see history as an arrow, but a circle - well, maybe something kinda like a bashed in corkscrew - basically we just go through cycles w/ occasional shoves into new'ish circles that eventually spin right back to something near the original start the revolutions of the 19th century slightly expanded the # of power-brokers, and introduced the concept of social mobility, but it didn't really change the basic fact that all large socities are dominated by a small % of the total population there is no "way it's supposed to be" - there is no god - if there was one, he's either a vicious retard or a sadistic clown - i prefer the lasagna at any rate, the current situation will likely last a few more itirations until al gore morphs into the zombie-overlord and kills us all
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note to self: please don't make an oprah joke, please don't make an oprah joke, please don't make an oprah joke
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...then I hung out in front of the drug store
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clearly you are a lobbyist for the good folks at snickers "weed'll get you through times w/ no money better than money'll get you through times w/ no weed!"
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double your meds, tvash - NOW!
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i have a feeling i'll have refilled my thursday night glass a few times 'fore then
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i wasn't one till i got ripped off by a horrible negro
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may be not a halcyon day but Americans were way more engaged in the 30's, which explains why regressives have tried to dismantle much of the progressives policies that were implemented then. Except for the last 2 elections voter turnout has pretty much been falling over the last 60 years, and the anomaly of the last 2 elections could be explained by a reaction to the Bush administration fiasco. ok, so...the 30s (what's your metric btw? sure there were a lot of folks involved in gov work, but then that was about the only gig in town for work eh?) - before then? gov has gnerally been the province of the elite - since the dawn of time, the masses have been distracted by the hardship of their own daily lives, their ignorance, or their idiocy, wether it be the romans and their circuses, the english and their lewd theater, the 19th centruy and the dime novel, the catholics and the endless cycle of fish, fucking and mother mary - for whatever reason, elitist or not, most humans won't take the time to be enlightened, and will leave the running of things to others
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the primary law for buying acid: never buy acid from a negro
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A little late, wouldn't you think? sure, for the initial victims, but ultimately it punishes the companies that irresponsibly produce shit drug
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you haven't lived until the kirby vacoum folk get their hooves in your house
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that's cause ivan didn't show up.... ask the host's granddaughtter, she'll have a different story
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I like Xena. i had a cat named xena once... once.
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you'll have to be more explicit because I have no idea what you are saying. Either I said you were a right winger (I didn't), or I inferred you were one (I didn't), or I didn't do any of those things (true). If you have any evidence contrary to the above, you should provide it because I hate having that little twerp benefit from the ambiguities in your writing. Considering the witch hunt atmosphere entertained by the neanderthals on this board, I do care about what people claim I said. i think you may be in serious jeopardy of taking the whole interweb thing too seriously do you honestly think, even if you could show anyone here in black and white, plain as day, The Truth, they'd ever concede it?
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i'm not a xenophobe, i just fucking hate hispanics