Dude, that's what regular parties are for. This is the Top 100 party and mingling is NOT what it's all about.
Now that you've finished the Top 100 you don't have to waste your awesomeness at this annual party.
Maybe you can burn that completion T-shirt I gave you as your next firepit experiment then show the video at the I'm-Too-Cool-For-That party, which I am sure you'll be attending, but only once...cuz you're too cool for that too.
i think you took that comment way too harshly, good sir - it was hardly a slam of your party, which no doubt you worked hard to prepare