hey look, the whole world DOES revolve around me!
actually, pretty sure ole'pat never has seen me tie one on that tight, as generally speakign i don't get falling down drunk - i attribute this to all my serious training w/ the burgundy - in fact, in truth, i would say i drink far more like a frenchman than onna dem potato-nigras
the drunkest pat might have seen me was this summer, after el cap forced me onto the wagon for the better part of a week, but thankfully then i was surronded at the time by folks who made me look like general fucking montgomery in comparision