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ivan

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  1. a hard mountian on new jerseyites...
  2. ivan

    Remember kids

    flies spread disease, so keep your's closed
  3. no worries, like the dog, the gear never minds getting taken out for a walk
  4. his casting-off ceremony more likely to be creepier than anybodys
  5. any bible thumpers had their mortal remains launched out a cannon, dr. gonzo style?
  6. dunno, jack kerouac v chris hitchens would be a near-run thing, plus the un-tithed got more treasure to throw into the booze-kitty
  7. 5/12 - #15 - piercing sun, a soothing, steady breeze, and balmy skies - no time for cheap heroics, just an hour between bothersome obligations - a quick blitz and off i wandered - beautiful, sloe-eyed ladies on the trail, so very nice
  8. where are the snowdens of yesteryear?
  9. thanks. my google-fu must be weak - couldn't find that link despite a few minutes of messing around...
  10. any current closures for the bastard birdies?
  11. discuss seems there's way more whiskey at the former...
  12. let's hear some stories here - i never knew old boy - how'd he distinguish himself from the godawfuldull typical hairless monkey?
  13. wise sir do not grieve it is always better to avenge dear ones than to indulge in mourning for every one of us living in this world means waiting for our end let he who can achieve glory before death when a warrior is gone that will be his best and only bulwark
  14. Then out spake brave Horatius Captain of the Gate: To every man on Earth death cometh soon or late. And how can man die better than facing fearful odds for the ashes of his fathers and the temples of his gods?
  15. they need a fucking ninja badge
  16. 5/7 - #14 - a rare may-day 24-hour wedder-window - bright sunshine n' light wind - the river runs full - lions abound, loll n' leap, embayed, the waves lap over them - damn near cock-blocked by bastard choo-choos way back at the dawn of day
  17. like the proverbial monkey banging away on a keyboard, you have come up w/ a shakespearian gem sir
  18. wtf? not a single gaitor to be seen on any of them?
  19. i thought the defining characteristic of newbs was they don't know how to read?
  20. sounds like them sherpas need to re-read "the wealth of nations?"
  21. may day! #13 for the year (holy sheeit muslims, should i've known that, i'd a been a mit more skert!) lovely wedder, wicked hawt for spring - crunchy moss - many tourons - birds bitching n' circling n' crying all over the place hum along fellow travelers, hum along Stand up, damned of the Earth Stand up, prisoners of starvation Reason thunders in its volcano This is the eruption of the end. Of the past let us make a clean slate Enslaved masses, stand up, stand up. The world is about to change its foundation We are nothing, let us be all. This is the final struggle Let us group together, and tomorrow The Internationale Will be the human race.
  22. i've never lost much sleep over the unfulfilled bucket-list aspirations of first-world wankers
  23. wherezit in zzzion?
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