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  1. tomtom

    glorious

    You should have done this two years ago, then.
  2. Thought this was a pitch for Viagra.
  3. Older women getting you down?
  4. tomtom

    I hate it when...

    I've got the munchies.
  5. tomtom

    Bad Ideas

    Then get the f*ck out of the passing lane.
  6. Is he anonymous because he has NO HEAD?
  7. tomtom

    LOL

    I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic! you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation
  8. Don't forget the internet computers with the 24/7 link to cc.com.
  9. BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist. No, no, no. Why control with a panel at the wrist when you've got two knobs right there!
  10. Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit, but you catch on reasonably quick.
  11. The pastoral confines of Sheep Shaggers Unanimous.
  12. No, that sounds more like Trask.
  13. tomtom

    News For AlpineK

    Olga has a nicer tummy.
  14. Actually, the 30m is 25% lighter than the 40m.
  15. tomtom

    Pizza Delivery?

    clickity, click (Make sure the sound is on.) It's all Bush's fault!
  16. Chemistry is for kids who want to make their own drugs.
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