Oh, I'm a sport climber, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I climb all day.
CHORUS: He's a sport climber, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he climbs all day.
I clip more bolts, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties: He clips more bolts, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
CHORUS
I clip more bolts, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Mounties: He clips more bolts, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????
CHORUS
I clip more bolts, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like dear DFA.
Mounties: He clips more bolts, he wears high heels
Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
CHORUS
All: He's a sport climber, and he's okaaaaaaayyy..... (BONG)