Necronomicon

Three years ago, some dude CARTWHEELED down the upper gully and stopped on the trail, which is like a foot wide at the base of the gulley, with a casket-filling plummet into the void on the other side. Lucky! Speaking of heinous injuries on the Fischer Chimney's. I watched some dude try to climb Winnie's Slide in the heat of the day, wearing crampon's in the slush. He fell and shredded his calf with his crampon's. Luckily, he had just got us baked, so I was too stoned to really be there for that one. When michael_layton was a rookie, he fell fifty feet onto his back into an "Ice Cave" (moat) at the enterance to the route. Fascinating! -J

Does anyone have beta for camping in the Bugs? What are the options, excluding the Kain hut. -J

I think I left a condom in your ass, too. Condomstipated?

I left a pair of Wild things climbing pants on the roof of my car at the Stuart Lake trailhead, and drove away. Silly me! -J

Wave of flame, like "I'm so hot, I'll melt your soul" I agree, Capt. -Necronumbnot.

Get an early start. Lots of rock debris at the base of #1, with a tricky start due to the burg.

I just got a PM from Mike, he says he tried to solo Mount Jimmy Jimmy.

Or Dru.

I'll never be like you.

This is it.

This is my last post.

quote: what do you think mr dead person?? I'm not dead yet, but I'll keep trying. I have small feet, so my boots won't fit. Sorry.

quote: MUST BE BECUZ IT IS SMALL AND HE FEELS INADEQUATE Maybe it's because he doesn't want tools like you having a chance to put in their two cents? What do you think, Mr. 2000 posts?

quote: Mike, you are the Mark Twight of CC.com. Take it easy on yourself brother. Don't make it worse! You're only feeding the beast... Mike deserves any self-humiliation he heaps on himself. I have gripped the "Oh Jesus" handle more than once with him at the wheel. He hath smote the Mountain Spirit!!! The prophesies are true!! The fearless lunatic-child has killed the Mountain Spirit!! We will all pay for his transgression!! Burn your gear!!! Burn!! (Notice how he withholds his objective? What's that all about?)

Do you plan on actually traversing the entire range, or climbing the major summits in some sort of sequence? There is some majorly convoluted terrain on the ridge between the N. and S. Twin summits, which would take much time to negotiate. Here's a more likely scenario. Ascend either the West Ridge or N. Slope of N. Twin, and descend the S. Face into the cirque between the two peaks. Ascend either the W. Ridge of South twin, or hop over the ridge at the back of the cique and ascend the Northeast face directly to the summit. From there, head south...

Could you provide a free-body diagram? Are we to use the metric system? Can you provide a load value? Are you talking about the MAGNITUDE of the RESULTANT force on each bolt, the HORIZONTAL vector component, or the VERTICAL vector component? [ 06-08-2002, 03:21 PM: Message edited by: Necronomicon ]

I was just doing some math and I figured I'd get all of you desk-bound gapers in a huff. SEVENTY days off this summer (that's a 7 with one zero). So, while you're trying to find a way to amortize your bosses new swimming pool, or wasting government tax monies with your hexachilial cc.gaper post, think of me and my befouled polypro. Gloating? You bet. I've busted my ass to reach this level of slackdom, so KISS MY GRITS!! If you happen to get permission to leave the house and we run into each other, I'll be the dude with the gigantic shit eating grin. YEAH, BOY!!!!!!!! -Dickhead [ 06-08-2002, 11:28 AM: Message edited by: Necronomicon ]

Force is a vector quantity, and as such, requires a direction. Please restate question 2 so that it makes sense. Try this for help... http://www.physicsclassroom.com/Class/vectors/U3L3b.html

NR Baker/Coleman Headwall in a Weekend Price Glacier Nooksack Tower Joffre Central Colouir Stuart North Ridge Complete Backbone Ridge Car-to-Car Standard Route, Whitehorse Ledges, NH Whitney/Gilman Ridge, Canon Cliff, NH James Turner N. Face Orbit/Outer Space Car-to-Car My Sixty Day Weekend starts in 7 Days...

My bad, ADMIN, please move this to where I should have put it in the first place. I'm suffering from CO2 overdose at my sick workplace, so I'm not thinking staright.

Everything but the PFD! Dagger Freefall LT w/ flotation, back band Carbon Fiber Slalom paddle Seals Spray Skirt Kokotat(sp?) Dry Top (mens Med) Pro-Tec Helmet Knife(for hacking futily at Uncle Bob's 800lb test fishing line that is wrapped around your leg) Nose Plugs(ew!) Go Drown yourself for Only $850!! I'm 5'11", 188lbs, maybe you are too... [ 06-07-2002, 01:49 PM: Message edited by: Necronomicon ]

You can always go to the glacier toe and lower into some pretty deep crevasses. The icefall will be a mess for a while yet, but 65' of hard, though brittle, ice is available. Purists will argue that the top-rope effect isn't really climbing, but lowering into a dripping, creaking slash and climbing out vertical and over hanging walls is a great way to get a burn, if you ask me. -Dog

"Bowl o' Food" is pretty good. It's a bowl of food. I also like ass, followed by a side of tortured dingus. When that isn't available, snow serves as an excellent food substitute.

Thanks for the beta. I need a wife with a job...

I is just a po' boy... Got in touch with White Saddle Helicopter Service for their rates into Waddington, $899 CAN per hour, and it's 1.6-2.0 hours round trip, depending where they drop you off. Yikes!, especially since I am planning to split the cost with one other climber. Does anyone know of other services that offer lower rates, or is this pretty much standard? I'm thinking maybe Ralph at Ralph's Auto Empire has a homemade rig he could loan us for cheap. Peas out, -Dog