Necronomicon

I just turned a 100 and I didn't even notice. How I pine for my salad days...

Make it a good one...

How do you like my new, offensive, insensitive in the post-911 climate of irrational national self-pity ("Poor us!") and intolerance, avatar image? I'm starting to like the new me. Allah is Great! BTW: Did you hear the news? Douche-bag #1 says that Iraq allowing unfettered UN weapons inspections amounts to a "tactical move". You think? I can't wait until may tax dollars get put to work inflicting civilian casualties on an already devestated population, so that we, as a proud nation, a beacon of Freedom, can gain unfettered (that word keeps coming up!) access to 10% of the world's oil reserves. "Generals gathered in their masses, just like witches at black masses. Evil minds that plot destruction, sorcerers of death's construction. In the fields the bodies burning, as the war machine keeps turning. Death and hatred to mankind, poisoning their brainwashed minds. Oh lord, yeah! Politicians hide themselves away. They only started the war. Why should they go out to fight? They leave that role to the poor, yeah. Time will tell on their power minds, making war just for fun. Treating people just like pawns in chess, wait till their judgement day comes, yeah. Now in darkness world stops turning, ashes where the bodies burning. No more War Pigs have the power, Hand of God has struck the hour. Day of judgement, God is calling, on their knees the war pigs crawling. Begging mercies for their sins, Satan, laughing, spreads his wings. Oh lord, yeah!" Oh yeah, SAY NO TO THREAD DRIFT!!! -Dog

Gore=Bush=Democrat=Republican=Money Us po' folk done never be Presidante cuz' we don't got no coin. Get it? The ruling class is only there to take care of the interests of the top capitalists.

I'm currently working a new route in the Karakoram..

It's no coincedence that, if you arrange the letters in "George W. Bush", you can spell out "Worthless douche-bag illiterate moron selected as president by an oligarchical ruling class, and with no mandate from the people" Go figure!

What do you think of my new, offensive avatar image?

What do you think of my offensive avatar image?

Me thinks RURP should quote RURP's sources. Go to The Onion and check out there 9/11 "Holy Shit" issue.

quote: war is sometimes necessary to preserve the free world I think what you mean to say is that war is sometimes necessary to secure a supply of limited natural resources. quote: the world would be a boring place without war. I'm sure that my grandfather, with two purple heart from WWII, would dissagree.

This one is about as offensive as it gets...

What do you think? Is it me, or what?

"War is bad." Hmm...I guess I am a whacko! Pass the intestines, I just realized I don't have any stuck in my teeth!

I hope my tax monies are not being wasted by any of this...

Climbed this route on Saturday with Mike (part of a 23p day) and feel that it should be named "The Ultimate Something-Or-Other" Many thanks to the FA folks for there labors (which must have incluced a fair amount of shoveling) though, for they have provided an easy route to the summit for slobs like myself. We found the difficulties very short-lived, and felt that the route was a tad over-bolted (for Squish). The 8th pitch has a bolt next to a perfect gear placement, for example. THE HORROR!! In all, though, an awesome romp with awesome views, and a touch of the for too oh on the summit to boot. -J

Many thanks!!!

Does anyone have a topo for this route? I thought that there was one posted here, but I can't seem to find it...

I didn't even know I had a reputation. Truthfully, I'm a fucking slob...

I'd never deliberately ASCEND from Colchuck Lake to Ass Guard pass. Talk about a bag chew...

For south(west) side descent... DRY!! DRY!! BEWARE!!! You will be suffering by the time you reach the car. As you pound down millions of steep switchbacks, you can hear a roaring creek the entire time, but NONE FOR YOU!!! Even when you reach the base of the trail, the river is still a thousand feet below you, so don't look forward to that. I ended up sucking water off of a slime coated cliff, rich in yummy SULFUR. I did find a good creek about 2km from the car, and sucked at that for awhile. As much as it may blow, hoard some water for the descent, if you can. Also, what self-loathing fool would APPROACH from this side. We figured, if we met anyone coming up, that we'd kill them out of mercy, and take their water. -J

How many hours does it take to reach the base of the S. Face(?) route (the 5.9+ crack system) from the Alpine Lakes Trailhead? Thnaks, -J

Fill a tub with warm water, get in, relax, and let some blood. You're stuck in the American Dream, and there's no getting out. -J

I think we should throw a wok down a flight of stairs and rename the peak based on the sounds we hear Mt. CHINGCHONGCLANG or something.

quote: Originally posted by sk: besides the fact that you could just go to the store and purchase a case of corona and some limes with out the sufferfest I think this whole thing sounds a bit suspicious 1) Pain is Strength. 2) Pain is Fear. 3) Climb these three routes and you'll know what I'm talking about and agree. 4) Climb these three routes before I do, and you get free beer. 5) If I climb these three routes before you, you don't get anything. 6) If I climb these three routes before you, I don't have to buy you beer, or give you a T-Shirt, or acknowledge that you exist. My motivations, quite simply, is to motivate myself, as well as to motivate the PNW climbing community, which, in my oppinion, lacks a serious "hardman/hardwoman" mentality, like they possess in Eastern Europe, for example. Steve House hit the nail on the head when he said that "Americans don't like being uncomfortable." So, for some serious discomfort, you could get a little beer (or get killed) and we're all better for it. Now, I have a ton of work to do (unlike Dru ) so I must bid you all good day. -J

If you've seen the N. Face of Colonial in Winter, you would shut your hole about the E.D.. I have a picture of it under my sink to make me vomit if I eat some bad chemicals. -J