Necronomicon

What do you think? Is it me, or what?

"War is bad." Hmm...I guess I am a whacko! Pass the intestines, I just realized I don't have any stuck in my teeth!

I hope my tax monies are not being wasted by any of this...

Climbed this route on Saturday with Mike (part of a 23p day) and feel that it should be named "The Ultimate Something-Or-Other" Many thanks to the FA folks for there labors (which must have incluced a fair amount of shoveling) though, for they have provided an easy route to the summit for slobs like myself. We found the difficulties very short-lived, and felt that the route was a tad over-bolted (for Squish). The 8th pitch has a bolt next to a perfect gear placement, for example. THE HORROR!! In all, though, an awesome romp with awesome views, and a touch of the for too oh on the summit to boot. -J

Many thanks!!!

Does anyone have a topo for this route? I thought that there was one posted here, but I can't seem to find it...

I didn't even know I had a reputation. Truthfully, I'm a fucking slob...

I'd never deliberately ASCEND from Colchuck Lake to Ass Guard pass. Talk about a bag chew...

For south(west) side descent... DRY!! DRY!! BEWARE!!! You will be suffering by the time you reach the car. As you pound down millions of steep switchbacks, you can hear a roaring creek the entire time, but NONE FOR YOU!!! Even when you reach the base of the trail, the river is still a thousand feet below you, so don't look forward to that. I ended up sucking water off of a slime coated cliff, rich in yummy SULFUR. I did find a good creek about 2km from the car, and sucked at that for awhile. As much as it may blow, hoard some water for the descent, if you can. Also, what self-loathing fool would APPROACH from this side. We figured, if we met anyone coming up, that we'd kill them out of mercy, and take their water. -J

How many hours does it take to reach the base of the S. Face(?) route (the 5.9+ crack system) from the Alpine Lakes Trailhead? Thnaks, -J

Fill a tub with warm water, get in, relax, and let some blood. You're stuck in the American Dream, and there's no getting out. -J

I think we should throw a wok down a flight of stairs and rename the peak based on the sounds we hear Mt. CHINGCHONGCLANG or something.

quote: Originally posted by sk: besides the fact that you could just go to the store and purchase a case of corona and some limes with out the sufferfest I think this whole thing sounds a bit suspicious 1) Pain is Strength. 2) Pain is Fear. 3) Climb these three routes and you'll know what I'm talking about and agree. 4) Climb these three routes before I do, and you get free beer. 5) If I climb these three routes before you, you don't get anything. 6) If I climb these three routes before you, I don't have to buy you beer, or give you a T-Shirt, or acknowledge that you exist. My motivations, quite simply, is to motivate myself, as well as to motivate the PNW climbing community, which, in my oppinion, lacks a serious "hardman/hardwoman" mentality, like they possess in Eastern Europe, for example. Steve House hit the nail on the head when he said that "Americans don't like being uncomfortable." So, for some serious discomfort, you could get a little beer (or get killed) and we're all better for it. Now, I have a ton of work to do (unlike Dru ) so I must bid you all good day. -J

If you've seen the N. Face of Colonial in Winter, you would shut your hole about the E.D.. I have a picture of it under my sink to make me vomit if I eat some bad chemicals. -J

The objectives stand. Eve Dearborn is too inconsistent. I can still Judge AND compete, because I want the beer and a T-Shirt as well, and I would rather pony up the funds for myself than for some other slobs. Those who challenge my integrity should not compete, that simple. The selection of Corona and limes was based on the fact that I would rather drink 24 Coronas with lime than a case of something else. -J [ 08-28-2002, 12:15 PM: Message edited by: Necronomicon ]

Greybeard will be real tough with the road closed, unless you got a snowmobile ride. Oh well. Challenges shouldn't be easy. Suffer. As far as voicing my tic list for the year, these are only three routes of many, so I don't feel too bad. Also, I fall prostrate at the foot of any mountain I look at, and recognize that I am nothing, so my karma is OK for the time being. -J

As I was driving around this summer, I was thinking of Eastern Bloc alpine climbing competitions and how, from my knowledge, there is no Pacific Northwest equivalent. I've decided to abandon a lot of the logistical complexities and I bring to you... THE FIRST ANNUAL 2003 "HARDMAN" ALPINE CLIMBING COMPETITION There are three Objectives: 1)Spindrift Colouir on Big Four 2)North Face of Greybeard 3)Watusi Rodeo(with the Twight/Bebie direct finish) on Colonial Peak All three ascents must be completed between January 1st and April 15th, 2003. Photographic documentation for successful completion of each climb must be provided to the "Judge"(me). I am also a competitor. The first team of two, or person, to complete these three routes in the alotted time frame will receive 1 case each (that's 24 beers where I come from) of Corona, six fresh limes, and a T-Shirt declaring them the Winner. So, start your training now by laying in a tub of ice and beating yourself in the groin with a meter stick, if you think you're up for the challenge. -J

You should be my little bitch, whimpering and peeing on the carpet.

In case you're as retarded as my partner and I, 11 + 3 + 7 = 21, not some numerical value less than 21. My point? The Tuning Fork is best done in three days, not two. Say "Hi" to Mike at the deli counter of the Barkely Village Haggen supermarket, if you want some laughs. He's sporting his new "Aha" haircut, freshly pressed slacks, and would love to give you the meat. -J

I broke a rib sailing (of all activities!!), and did some associative intercostal muscle and cartilidge damage. Does anyone have any experience with this type of injury? Obviously, my main concern is when I'll be able to climb again. What are your thoughts on how long this type of injury may take to heal? -J

Although, what do you call an ascent where you hang at every bolt but don't actually take a fall?

Lets be nice. No one likes a bunch of frowny pants arguing. My thoughts on the new route: "Stain Point" -J

Wicked good...

Mosquitos follow a gradient of carbon dioxide from their location to it's source. You're stove is a great source of CO2. I use dry ice. Place a large chunk away from your camp, kick back, and enjoy the evening. -J

Mike and Coley Rule! Hardmen!