Necronomicon

Greg W., Here's how you can tell if your car is 100% made in America. First, make sure your car is running. Then, place your hand on the fender furthest from the coil wire( which leads from the coil to the center of the distributor cap). Next reach over and quickly grab the coil wire in a clenched fist. If you car is made in America, would should be able to hold onto the coil wire and touch the fender at the same time, and the coil wire will not come unplugged. I tried with my Subaru, but I couldn't do it (Chinese piece of shit!!) Best wishes, Necro

I'm about to leave the house and enter the environment, I'll let you know.

I had to spend what probably be the last nice day of 2002 INSIDE, at a conference that my boss insisted that I attend, and had little, if any, relavence to my workaday existance. As I drove to Bellevue, and to the BOX I would spend this day inside, I saw the best sunrise, with views of Rainier and the Mountains to the east. All the good box lunches were taken, and I got stuck with a turkey sandwich. I SUCK!!! Please make my life even more unbearable by posting pics of you high on an Alpine route, enjoying life, while I was stuck in hell.

I wannna suck on Dru's pipe [ 10-12-2002, 05:11 PM: Message edited by: Necronomicon ]

When my nothe geths stuffy, I take a glowing hot rod of steel and jam it into each nostril. This seems to loosen things up quite well. The evaporating nasal tissue also serves to loosen any sinus congestion. I would stick to the 4:20 approach if'n I were you. Just eat it

Notice that this site is not "www.whitemountainclimbers.com"?

The hematomas in my knuckles are so small, you can hardly tell I ice climb. Bring it ON!!!

BTW, someone had to locate that picture, which probably required sifting through a number of similar images. Hmmm...charming

BTW, someone had to locate that picture, which probably required sifting through a number of similar images. Hmmm...charming

I thought it was "scrapple". It's some good shit, patties of fried ground pig everything.

I thought it was "scrapple". It's some good shit, patties of fried ground pig everything.

Check this one out... Humorous, but rather insensitive in a number of different ways.

quote: Wear disposable clothes if you go to a live GWAR show. I knew I was in trouble when we showed up at the club. Everything of any value was covered in thick plastic sheets. Within five minutes, the entire audience was covered in fake blood. By the end of the show, it was blood, urine, semen, excrement, etc. Very entertaining. I almost hurled a number of times, especially when the stench of sweaty writhing bodies soaked in fake body fluids became overpowering. We stopped at McDonalds after the show, quite a scene. Everyone was horrified. [ 10-08-2002, 12:24 PM: Message edited by: Necronomicon ]

Neurosis - Through Silver In Blood Slayer - Reign in Blood Pink Floyd - The Wall Tribes of Neurot - Static Migrations Carnivore - Retaliation Neurosis - Sovereign Neurosis - The Word As Law Stormtroopers of Death - Speak English or Die Pink Floyd - Animals Menudo - I Am The Chef Septic Death - Deep In Your Cave, Man GWAR - Scumdogs of the Universe (Awesome live, too)

Neurosis - Through Silver In Blood Slayer - Reign in Blood Pink Floyd - The Wall Tribes of Neurot - Static Migrations Carnivore - Retaliation Neurosis - Sovereign Neurosis - The Word As Law Stormtroopers of Death - Speak English or Die Pink Floyd - Animals Menudo - I Am The Chef Septic Death - Deep In Your Cave, Man [ 10-08-2002, 11:48 AM: Message edited by: Necronomicon ]

You can count on me.

The internet IS good for something!

What's for dinner? The dry wit of the commentator is the best part, IMHO.

quote: hwat cap are you reffering to? I'm refering to the "cap" or "canopy" that WAS on the back of his truck. Pretty nasty bit of Canadian hospitality. I've been told tale of cars being destroyed if left in the wrong place up there. Not cool.

I woke up, while driving home from L'worth after a car-to-car attempt, to find that I was well into the other lane, and heading at oncoming traffic, with their horns blazing. Never again. I felt like I had almost murdered innnocent people, so that I could sleep in my comfy bed. Weak.

My partner returned to his truck after bailing on the approach to NE Butt Sleese, to find a Maple Leaf and "Welcome to Canada" drawn in the filth on his rear window. Surprise, surprise, while driving out, he discovered that the fuckers had loosened the bolts holding the cap onto the back of his truck. I think it's still up there, if you want it.

Weak save, no one is convinced. [ 10-04-2002, 03:00 PM: Message edited by: Necronomicon ]

I'm sensing thread drift... I would greatly prefer cc.com in it's current state than in a more sanitized, stale iteration. I laugh my ass off at a lot of stuff on this site that is wholely unrelated to climbing. But, valuable info can still be found, and folks are generally helpfull. Everyone has their own agenda, and if this site doesn't fit into, oh well. I'm just wasting tax dollars

I'm sensing thread drift... I would greatly prefer cc.com in it's current state than in a more sanitized, stale iteration. I laugh my ass off at a lot of stuff on this site that is wholely unrelated to climbing. But, valuable info can still be found, and folks are generally helpfull. Everyone has their own agenda, and if this site doesn't fit into, oh well. I'm just wasting tax dollars

PLEASE!! KILL IT!!