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  1. When did I lose a right to express my opinion? Barely articulate? Way to cloud the issue chief. I can tell you're not flustered. pulse: 70 bmp body temp: 98.6F skin tone: normal Nope, not flustered yet. You're kind of like the goober with a dump in his pants that's too dense to realize he should be embarassed.
  2. Prepare see your buds come home in their sleepnig bags after we get gassed on the outskirts of Baghdad. Instead of disarming Iraq of chemical weapons, we're pushing them to use them. Which is worse, using them, or forcing them to use them?
  3. tomcat, Do you ever get tired of revealing yourself to be a barely articulate sub-moron? I sure don't. It's fun to observe how remarkable dense some people are. And I'm far from flustered, BTW.
  4. Deactivate rectal cephalic interface! If "capitulate" means "use chemical weapons", you're on the right track.
  5. Or maybe we should just wait for another event like this instead? Fool. Amazingly enough, I have to clue you in on the fact that, as far as we know, Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11. Most of the alledged "terrorists" were Saudi (an oppressive regime we SUPPORT) and Osama considers Saddam to be an "infidel". SO, as far as Al Qaeda is concerned, Saddam and the US are in the same boat.
  6. destroying foreign culture...
  7. Not to mention the 500 MILLION it cost for the air campaign on Saturday. Money well spent. Do you have kids? They may benefit more from 500M$ spent on education than 500$M spent on war. It's better than losing my kids to bio-terrorism. IMHO. Here's a happy family...
  8. some carnage I dug up...
  9. oops..this is how we "drum up support in the Arab world"
  10. Not to mention the 500 MILLION it cost for the air campaign on Saturday. Money well spent. Do you have kids? They may benefit more from 500M$ spent on education than 500$M spent on war.
  11. Not to mention the 500 MILLION it cost for the air campaign on Saturday.
  12. Necronomicon

    Clusterfich

    Yup, sure looks like things are a bit uglier in Iraq than some of you flagwavers were predicting. Seems like a real clusterfuck forming up. I guess they aren't welcoming us with open arms, at least according to the foreign press. My favorite quote was from this morning's news conference: "We advise Iraqi civilians to not put themselves in harms way by leaving dangerous areas" or something like that, meaning "We're going to bomb your cities, but if you try and leave, we may consider bombing your truck." Also, I saw all of this cool video of buildings being destroyed by precision munitions, but I didn't see any of a busload of Syrian civilians being blown to pieces. Thankfully, Syria is a staunch American ally, so this won't affect our relationship with them.
  13. YEEEEEHAAAAAW!!!
  14. What do you consider to acceptable forms of employment? I'm looking for a new gymp since my last bitch dug his way out of the crawlspace.
  15. Took another toke and highered. Then, McDonalds called and offered me a job and I was hired.
  16. ...with germs and atoms, destroy our only home. Our mutated descendants battle the next with sticks and stones." -Peter Steele
  17. Necronomicon 6:66 7 and He shouteth unto me "lay down thy penile implants and carry forth insteadeth thine own erectile tissue" 8 and the chorus of arrayed angles clamoured "I wanna ROCK!! ROCK!! ROCK!!" untileth He emptied unto them his impacted bowels and let forth the Holy Stench 9 and the Mutton of God tasted oh so good with a delicate marinade of the blood of the righteous
  18. I helped a friend move....kill me...please kill me...
  19. Jesus_Freak, please take your biblical wrath to the front of the line and use it to lay down some surpressive fire. It's funny how the loons come out of the woodwork when the shit starts hitting the fan. ANYWAYS... How about those bridges at al Nasiriya? Any word yet on whether the Iraqi sappers blew them successfully? No? Not surprised, wouldn't want too much information about how this is starting to turn into a clusterfuck getting out. Saw a great shot from the fragging, guy with his feet blown off. Fucking lovely. Get ready for another generation of fucked up veterans. It's really sad...
  20. Beautiful weather, totally, go into the mountains. Wicked fun.
  21. Why am I here then??? FUCK!
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