Necronomicon

necro, you seem to be pushing the envelops of reality this winter. has 'dog' blessed you with such alpine wit and demour.....that no project goes unpunushed, nor will any moutain lash back towards your rabid ascents to glory! cheers! You have no clue. Since September: Colfax Peak: no ice Rideout: climbed part of -5 gully, route missing ice pitch Colfax Peak: no ice The Sorcerer: high winds dumping spindrift down route Canadian Rockies: partner gets sick on day three, home we go Lady Killer: actually climbed 2p WI3 Peak 1953(B.C.): ugly, too warm Colonial Peak: ugly, not hardman Rideout: high avi Big Four: dumping snow Squamish: gee gosh, climbed four pitches!!! Grueling approaches included where applicable.

Gear was organized, and placed into two large and two smaller plastic tubs. Respectively, they contain: climbing hardware, ropes, and personal gear, boots and clothing, food, and cooking equipment and assorted camping gear. Sleeping bags and bivy sack are stored seperately. Two packs are included, the smaller contains two ropes.

I'd like to see the percentage of fees collected that is spent on printing and selling passes, printing tickets, making signs, and ticket enforcement. Enforcement should included wages, L&I, etc, in additon to vehicle costs.

Is he wearing a tie??? WTF???

Honest to God, google free on that one. I barely remember reading somewhere about "The Gift...", and his actual name was tacked in parenthetically. I am eagerly anticipating a free beer, even though I'm at least 0.08 right now, after last night...

John Carpenter?

I was really bummed to see the "What Would Jesus Climb?" thread get douched. Fucking hilarious: Q: What's the best part about (unmentionable) with an (innappropriate joke subject)? A: When (unmentionable). HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even better: Q: What's the worst part about (unmentionable)? A: When (inappropriate). TOO FUNNY!!! I'M DYIN'!!!!

H.P. Lovecraft had similar dream cycles that effected his writing. His reocurring dreams were often the basis for many of his stories.

chucK = RURP?

Shouldn't be a problem. I haven't done shit all winter, except approach out-of-condition climbs. Both pitches of ice that I have climbed shouldn't make me suck any worse on the rock.

There is nothing quicker than just throwing a cordelette around a big old boulder. Double bowline on a bight with the rope is pretty slick, if you have enough rope that is. Works great on trees.

Here are the riffs: da-da-bwa-dow-bwow-dow da-da-bwa-dow-bwow-dow da-da-bwa-dow-bwow-dow da-da-bwa-dow-bwow-dow da-da-bwa-dow-bwow-dow da-da-bwa-dow-bwow-dow da-da-bwa-dow-bwow-dow da-da-bwa-dow-bwow-dow then it breaks down to: doom-doom bwa-do-bwa-do-bwa doom-doom bwa-do-bwa-do-bwa doom-doom bwa-do-bwa-do-bwa doom-doom bwa-do-bwa-do-bwa and then back to: da-da-bwa-dow-bwow-dow da-da-bwa-dow-bwow-dow da-da-bwa-dow-bwow-dow da-da-bwa-dow-bwow-dow da-da-bwa-dow-bwow-dow da-da-bwa-dow-bwow-dow da-da-bwa-dow-bwow-dow da-da-bwa-dow-bwow-dow I think it might be the Chemical Brothers

It's a techno track in the trailer to "The Tuxedo", which plays while Jackie Chan's fucking around in a car or something. It's got some techno wha wha shit happening, then breaks down into some e guitar riffing. Help me out.

Haiku: I'm taking a shit. It curls on top of your head. Once again, you lose.

IV+ WI5 5.9 Mixed according to Mason et al's draft guidebook.

One large pile of rain-soaked climbing equipment. Make an offer. Especially motivated to sell, seeing as the "War Hammer" is going to Beijing for eight days, and it's pouring buckets as soon as she leaves.

I would totally do Hello Kitty. The only problem is, she has no mouth.

Top score: Absolute zero

She's was so fucking adorable!!!

Now what????? Seriously, though, I hope he's OK.

It took you 38 hours to get into your car on Wednesday/Thursday of last week. Impressive!

This is Necronomicon: RURP. Get bent. Who fucking cares? If a person makes a good partner, I'd climb with them if their stupid internet handle was "Serial Climbing Partner Rapist" or "i_m_gunna_kil_u", "RURP", or should I say "Internet Dickhead Guy". Necronomicon has spoken.

"Mom! I'm freezing to death!!"