Necronomicon

"Put up a killer new route at the ANTIQUE MALL."

ass eyes butt gravy glob sloberin' choad yodeler

I'm not sure I could keep up.

We were at the base of the ice pitch when the sun came up, cramponed from the car. The last pitch to the ridge was a serious wallow in the sun, almost impossible to make upward progress with my 190lbs. We weren't sending any ice down at that point, so my guess is that the ice fall experienced by the party below us was spontaneous. We fixed a pin and biner on the descent, in the open on the right as you descend, above a steep step of ice, the last rappel. You'll rap from the tree on the left and downclimb a bit to get to it. You're out of the gully at that point, and will end up downclimbing after the rap. Even that was a serious wallow.

Go to the lower lodge. Walk up the ski trail on the left for about half a mile. When the trail starts to go up hill sharply to the right, cut out of bounds to the open area on the left. Drop down through the open area and into the woods on the right. This will get you into the creek bed under the north side of the mountian/shuksan arm. (WICKED AVI TRAP!!!) Ascend Avi debris up the creek, then cut up left to the saddle under the N. Face. This approach would suck without good snow cover. THE SEVERITY OF THE AVALANCHE EXPOSURE CANNOT BE OVERSTATED!!!

Suckness has increased over the years, but his live cover of "Vodoo Chile" rules. I saw him at the WWU Viking Union five years or so ago with about 200 other people, perhaps the best live show I've ever seen. He said almost three word to the audience and blazed the rest of the time. Two years or so ago I saw him at Bumbersuck with 20,000 other people and he wouldn't shut his hole between songs, perhaps the worst show I've ever seen. (Although Motorhead, earlier in the day on the same stage, almost blew my head off)

1) The only English the Queen be speaking when I'm around is "Gag-lish", with many slurred consonants and drooled vowels. 2) Your linking of coprophage with male homosexuality identifys you as a fag-hating hate criminal. 3) You're a virgin every night on Capital Hill, I'm sure. Anything for a free drink, huh?

1) It's "feces", unless you're English. 2) You are Exhibit A. 3) Is this your first time on this website?

Too pricey.

And don't you forget it.

Back to the land of gainful employment after a week in the City of Sin. Climbed: Olive Oil Dream of Wild Turkey Resolution Arete Wholesome Fullback Wanted to do Tunnel Vision too, but a super-slow party in front of us would have made for a too long day after our less than alpine start. Thanks to all for your route suggestions!! -J

It's anyone from that shitty state. I should know. I was born there.

Off to Red Rocks. See ya...

"All I said was 'This Halibut is good enough for Jehovah'"

Kill off some of the weaklings, more food/oxygen for me.

Other quarantinable diseases: Iraqitis Afghanistaniism Inflamed Pakistani Al Qeada suspectus

choad yodeler

I can't wait to battle the National Guard in front of Albertson's.

Once again you prove yourself for the worthless fuck that you are. Please go be a human shield and rid America of you foul putresence. Break. Give me one. Pretty low standards for being a good solider, getting captured and all after going the wrong way. This, though, is an example of a good Solider, a good American, and, dare I say it, the greatest hero in American history. BTW, What did he think of his war?

# of firearm homicides in Canada................ 165 # of firearm homicides in the US................. 11,127 Avg. Firearm homicide rate in Canada.......... 0.7 per 100,000 Avg. Firearm homicide rate in US................ 5.7 per 100,000 Avg. handgun homicide rate in Canada........ 0.3 per 100,000 Avg. handgun homicide rate in US.............. 4.8 per 100,000 You tell me who's got the gun thing figured out. Go back to Russia.

"If you can't eat it, or fuck it, then kill it."

Agreed. All the cool people would be in Hell anyways. But, seeing as Hell is a figment of the collective imagination of a religious cult, I'm not concerned.

Why do you fucks have the arrogance to think that you "praying" to your shitty God will have any effect on my life? "Prayer" is the most statistically useless way to get things done, anyways. Something is more likely to happen completely by accident than due to the effect of "prayer". Do everyone a favor, jump off a very tall building and "pray" you won't die. By the way, Jesus, if he ever existed, is dead. He can't hear a word you're saying.

C'mon, Necro, don't you want to break out of your usual routines and try something new for once? **** POST DELETED BY NECRONOMICON ****