Necronomicon

I couldn't say where she's coming' from, But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes can't do it) She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb She could prove it any time all men was scum I don't mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (So I got down to it) I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Where's this Dinah-Moe Comin' from I done spent three hours An' I ain't got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe Humm Got a spot that gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't been to it (No no no no!) Got a spot that gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't been to it (No no no!) Got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it (No no no no no!) Got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it 'Cause I can't get into it Unless I get out of it An' I gotta get out of it Before I get into it 'Cause I never get into it Unless I get out of it An' I gotta be out of it To get myself into it (She looked over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said . . . ) Just get me wasted An' you're half-way there 'Cause if my mind's tore up, Then my body don't care I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin An' said my-my-my What sort of thing Might this lady get high upon? I checked out her sister Who was holdin' the bet An' wondered what kind of trip The young lady was on The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use a little ______ if I wasn't done yet I told her . . . Just because the sun Want a place in the sky No reason to assume I wouldn't give her a try So I pulled on her hair Got her legs in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on there (Whaddya mean cooties! No cooties on me!) She was buns-up kneelin' BUNS UP! I was wheelin' an dealin' WHEELIN' AN' DEALIN' AN' OOOOH! She surrender to the feelin' SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED An' she started in to squealin' Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some drool rollin' down From the edge of her chin While she spied the condition Her sister was in She quivered 'n quaked An' clutched at herself While her sister made a joke About her mental health 'Till Dinah-Moe finally Did give in But I told her All she really needed Was some discipline . . . Kiss my aura . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . it's real angora Would y'all like some more-a? Right here on the flora? An' how 'bout you, Fauna? Y'wanna? MMM . . . sound like you're chokin' on somethin' Did you say you want some more? Well, here's some more . . . (Oh, baby . . . ) Oh, sure . . . look, D'you think I could interest you In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers? MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, lemme sterilize 'em . . . Gimme your lighter . . . I couldn't say where she's coming' from But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes can't do it) I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb An' you know I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm Some Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Some Dinah-Moe An' a little Dinah-Moe An' some Dinah-Moe An' some Dinah-Moe An' some Dinah-Moe An' a little Dinah-Moe An' some Dinah-Moe An' some Dinah-Moe An' some Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe again An' Dinah-Moe An' Dora too, lil' Dinah 'n Dora An' Dinah-Moe Kiss my aura, Dinah

You shouldn't talk about your mom that way.

Bring the band on down behind me, boys . . . Say! Good God! Ain't it funky! You've changed the flavor of your gibberish. What gives?

What's the matter Trask, your Harley broken down again? You should get a Honda.

Every night I am praying that an alien race will come down and blot out non-thinking ignorant fucks like yourself. It's a damn shame that a wayward cruise missle probably won't slam into your house while you are sleeping. Your head is so far up your ass it's not even possible for you to pull it out. You're some kind of weird head-in-ass mobius person. You make it painfully obvious that 75% of Americans read below the fifth grade level.

Meta-bullshit: an analysis and synthesis of a large amount of bullshit.

And, before I forget, your "only doing what they are told to do" bullshit attitude helped lead to the eradication of almost 6 million jews during world war two. Only sheep do what they are told to do. Wolves do what they want.

What are you doing, interupting this pro-war love in? You have no right, you hippy faggot! I find it interesting, but not surprising, that a cavalier attitude towards violence and death seems to go hand and hand around here with disparaging references to homosexuals. It certainly makes me want to see things from the perspective of an ignorant fag-hater who would take pleasure in trying to beat the shit out of me. I wonder, exactly how many empty cans of Bud fall out every time these rednecks open the door to their jacked up trucks?

Do Soliders and Marines get issued a special tool for scraping baby brains from the soles of their boots, or do they just use a stick? I'd think they'd get a tool, I haven't seen many trees in the pics over there. I plugged in the cable to watch the war, but is was so boring, I unplugged it and rented "Black Hawk Down" instead.

Come on now... Beautiful naked people and rock climbing. What could be better?! How about naked people stacking wood? We can call it "I've Got Wood Nudes".

I mean "People Will Buy Anything" stupid.

Like all the arty black and white "style" would evaporate with a nice shot, taken from the spotter perspective, of some guy's cornhole hanging out while he's stemming.

I could pose for the "stick clip" if you'd like. It would be quite impressive. BTW-The whole "Stone Nudes" thing strikes me as "Fucking Stupid"

I personally like the concept of the paragraph .

So wholesome!!

Do they even refine it? I thought they we do that here.

Umm...how about OIL? Numbnuts?

You know who you are!!!

If you chew a pile of stems after blowing a bowl of aluminum shavings and three molecules of THC, do you have a problem?

Here's some happy poeple: They're so happy with us, they want to eat our flag! (Jesus! What have we done?)

Sell out!

Yeah, like recovering from years of abuse at your uncaring hands. "There, there. The bad man is gone now. There, there. Necro will make it all better."

good grief! what type of women do you hang out with? Thankfully, not the type mentioned above anymore. Young=Dumb, but now that my hair is getting grey, I have much higher standards when it comes to who I spend my time with (except for ML, he's a bottom dweller).

Mountains don't have a tendancy to burst into tears, crying about how you think they are fat, if you happen to suggest during dinner that they have eaten a larger than normal serving of food.

My wife is super supportive, and is willing to make sacrafices so that I can do my thing, just like I do for her. If your sig. other gives you any flak, you should cut them loose for holding you down and keeping you from being the person you want to be, or stay with them, hang your head and sag your shoulders, and live life as less of a person, IMNSHO.