Necronomicon

Guide = "Rope tow"

CNN sucks shit for their piss-poor coverage of the Laci Peterson murder deal. The husband grew a VAN DYKE, not a goatee. JESUS! This has gone too far!

Gear still for sale. Buy it all, today, so that I can get that new hip I've been needing. As a special incentive, I'll throw in a couple of boxes of "stuff my friends have put in storage in by back shed"!!

Abdominal fetal remnant situation has reached a "head", need some quick cash for a bus ride away from these damn circus people. 1 set slung Black Diamond Hexcentrics (4-10 inclusive): $55 1 pair BD Twist leashes: $20 Camp Tricams, #0.5(pink), #2.0(purple), #2.5(blue): $30 1 pair Camp instep crampons: $30 First come, first served, send me a PM ASAP. All prices include s/h, unless you live out at the End of the Earth, in which case I'll tack on a couple extra bucks.

I'd like to get laid. Is your mom available?

Gravity, with respect to the Earth and the dumbell, "pulls" on the center of gravity of the dumbell, not the "bottom", dumbell.

"Put up a killer new route at the ANTIQUE MALL."

ass eyes butt gravy glob sloberin' choad yodeler

I'm not sure I could keep up.

We were at the base of the ice pitch when the sun came up, cramponed from the car. The last pitch to the ridge was a serious wallow in the sun, almost impossible to make upward progress with my 190lbs. We weren't sending any ice down at that point, so my guess is that the ice fall experienced by the party below us was spontaneous. We fixed a pin and biner on the descent, in the open on the right as you descend, above a steep step of ice, the last rappel. You'll rap from the tree on the left and downclimb a bit to get to it. You're out of the gully at that point, and will end up downclimbing after the rap. Even that was a serious wallow.

Go to the lower lodge. Walk up the ski trail on the left for about half a mile. When the trail starts to go up hill sharply to the right, cut out of bounds to the open area on the left. Drop down through the open area and into the woods on the right. This will get you into the creek bed under the north side of the mountian/shuksan arm. (WICKED AVI TRAP!!!) Ascend Avi debris up the creek, then cut up left to the saddle under the N. Face. This approach would suck without good snow cover. THE SEVERITY OF THE AVALANCHE EXPOSURE CANNOT BE OVERSTATED!!!

Suckness has increased over the years, but his live cover of "Vodoo Chile" rules. I saw him at the WWU Viking Union five years or so ago with about 200 other people, perhaps the best live show I've ever seen. He said almost three word to the audience and blazed the rest of the time. Two years or so ago I saw him at Bumbersuck with 20,000 other people and he wouldn't shut his hole between songs, perhaps the worst show I've ever seen. (Although Motorhead, earlier in the day on the same stage, almost blew my head off)

1) The only English the Queen be speaking when I'm around is "Gag-lish", with many slurred consonants and drooled vowels. 2) Your linking of coprophage with male homosexuality identifys you as a fag-hating hate criminal. 3) You're a virgin every night on Capital Hill, I'm sure. Anything for a free drink, huh?

1) It's "feces", unless you're English. 2) You are Exhibit A. 3) Is this your first time on this website?

Too pricey.

And don't you forget it.

Back to the land of gainful employment after a week in the City of Sin. Climbed: Olive Oil Dream of Wild Turkey Resolution Arete Wholesome Fullback Wanted to do Tunnel Vision too, but a super-slow party in front of us would have made for a too long day after our less than alpine start. Thanks to all for your route suggestions!! -J

It's anyone from that shitty state. I should know. I was born there.

Off to Red Rocks. See ya...

"All I said was 'This Halibut is good enough for Jehovah'"

Kill off some of the weaklings, more food/oxygen for me.

Other quarantinable diseases: Iraqitis Afghanistaniism Inflamed Pakistani Al Qeada suspectus

choad yodeler

I can't wait to battle the National Guard in front of Albertson's.

Once again you prove yourself for the worthless fuck that you are. Please go be a human shield and rid America of you foul putresence. Break. Give me one. Pretty low standards for being a good solider, getting captured and all after going the wrong way. This, though, is an example of a good Solider, a good American, and, dare I say it, the greatest hero in American history. BTW, What did he think of his war?