Necronomicon

You just made the biggest mistake of your life....

To all you Right-wing cock-gaggers: 1) Place large plastic bag over your head. 2) Take a rubber band off of a bunch of broccoli. 3) Stretch the rubber band over your head and around your neck, securing your new plastic "hat" in place. 4) Enjoy the mellow buzz of a CO2 rich atmosphere!

DMM Prowires. As light and as strong as the Neutrino, but with a larger gate opening.

Moods are for cattle and for loveplay.

You are a moron.

It's amazing what you can do when you're in shock.

Boy, am I hungry!

Doubleplusstupid design allows for maximum rotation into deep cracks. Trigger pinches fingers, difficult to actuate. "Perma-Cam" feature allows for trigger wires to wrap around the outside of cam lobes, making use impossible. Cam lobes capable of "meta-rotation", a synthesis of all dangerous cam lobe over-rotation potentialities for those beyond dangerous placement. EEEEEVIL!!!!!!!!

I'll be bringing my leftover fireworks up to BC.

My current project is aimed at the mostly unsolved problem of controller reduction. I started the project six months ago. At least three of those months were spent doing other crap (taking a class, TAing, peer reviewing a few papers, revising a paper accepted to a conference, preparing said talk...). During the three months I had to work, I implemented balanced truncation for model reduction on linear systems, adapted spacetime optimization to work with Galerkin projections, ported a fast forward dynamics engine over to our system, read a bunch of papers, and spent countless hours debugging and tuning nonlinear constrained optimization solvers. But I haven't gotten any compelling results yet, and my advisor thinks it's because I'm not passionate about the problem. My counter is that I cannot be passionate about the problem if I'm feeling threatened to get results. The new project involves using adjoint methods to solve spacetime problems faster, and it may be useful in the project that I have been working on. What a tremendous contribution to humanity. The world is, officially, a better place.

W.W.J.D.?

Yes. Always.

Killer DVDA scene.

Whatever. It's not the booze, it's the fact that you're a fucking moron. You were probably blaming the booze last night when you couldn't get it up. "It's the booze, Trask. It's the booze."

As I look at my standard QWERTY keyboard, I see that the "T" and the "S" are far removed from each other, you fucking moron. I can only guess that you are trying to communicate with me in your primitive proto-language.

What are you laughing at, dumbass? According to erikkk, I plug your hole.

Whore...

That's me, it seems. I think erikkk is abusing his ADMIN priviledges...

Fuck off, christian. The vikings had the right idea with you and your kind, hew you with axes.

Have a heart, Trashk, and at least allow them a "feminine hygene wash" or three so that they can swab out your unholy seed.

I'll save you a seat, sinner.

Now I'm really confused....

Look at the size of the Liberty Bowl he's got fired up!!! 4/20 is also Hilter's birthday...Jesus was a Nazi????

I'm glad you took out all of the stupis words.

He just comes right out at ya, huh erikkk?