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  1. Maybe this will fit.
  2. You're line wasn't even an FA, clownpuncher, and you didn't post your Car-to-Summit time. You have nothing to spray about. Go back to beating your meat.
  3. I just got myself laid off, so that I can collect unemployment, so Peter_Pecker
  4. I need a partner of an alpine climb. PM if skilled/available.
  5. You call that a party???? There's barely enough over-turned furniture, and only one decapitated animal!!
  6. My friend did this on a bussiness trip. They use grey "action suits" to blend in with the bridge, and not distract drivers.
  7. Speaking from experience? I hear he's a hit with the ladies...
  8. Borrowed a picket, too, and beat the hell into it.
  9. The US Army and Marines have agreed to purchase this radical new design from the Navy, in oder to reduce troop losses like we saw in Iraq yesterday.
  10. Who? I thought Helmy did all of the climbs?
  11. Which descent did you use? NW glacier, or south side buttress? I don't have the guide in front of me, so please pardon any route name inaccuracies.
  12. I think Silverton Sickle might be an interesting exploration trip this time of year, but dont bet its formed. Its a long climb thats at least going to be partially fed by snowmelt... Alex HERE
  13. Yup, but I'm not telling you.
  14. Necronomicon

    Madam Opal

    Do I look fat in this ball-gag?
  15. Necronomicon

    Madam Opal

    Will all of my on-line trolling for women wreck my marriage?
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  17. I'm gonna kick that squirrels ASS if he doesn't stop looking at my woman.
  18. Jebadesa 4:11 "And thou shalt turn the boys onto there stomachs, and rapeth them into their asses, and presseth their faces intoith thine pillows" Ezakeeseen 9:11 "And the men of the cloth shall be unto the faces and the mouths of the boys as the men of thou flock are unto the bottoms of thouests women" Pervaclasties 6:66 "And God proclaimith unto thee: take the hands of the youngest of thine alter boys, and bestoweth upon them gifts, and wine, and wine again, and layeth with them in their under-robes. And layeth with them then in thine nakedness, and know them."
  19. Next time I see you, I'll rub my cock slime under your nose, as a constant reminder of my virility.
  20. You douche bags make me sick. Fuck you.
  21. Thanks!
  22. ...link to some kick ass video from the other day. Trask was having a hard time downloading it, because he didn't have Flash. I can't find it...
  23. Turn up the Volume!
  24. Jack Chick is a cunt, and he should be stripped nude, hung from hooks through his ankles, while his ass is plunged like a clogged toilet with molten hot barbed wire. We could take turns kicking his face.
  25. We lock people into tiny rooms for the rest of their lives, in some cases. We execute retards. We're going to spend an extra 87 BILLION $$$$ on a WAR, while schools across the country are in a financial CRISIS. Etc, Etc.. This country is majorly fucked up, and getting worse, yet Bush has the gall to tell us things are getting better. He's only talking to the 1%. Asshole...
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